The curse of the clean shirts

Pikasaur · February 10, 2018, 1:49pm

EVERY time I put on a clean shirt, it takes me less than an hour to spill something on it.
WHYYYY?

Why am I not allowed to look clean?

Does anyone else suffer from the clean-shirt-curse?

Ridgerunner · February 10, 2018, 2:03pm

Clean shirts are magnet for dirt.
Mine collect dog hair.

Ninjastar · February 10, 2018, 2:05pm

I am terrible about this! I now only wear shirts with patterns that hide dirt.

anon17132524 · February 10, 2018, 2:09pm

I do suffer from the clean-shirt curse.

Not sure what causes it, but it might be related to the missing-sock curse.

ThePickinSkunk · February 10, 2018, 2:13pm

I’m going to invent a self cleaning shirt but first read my memoir. A Thousand Little Fibers. And a talking towel did not write it.

Ninjastar · February 10, 2018, 2:15pm

@ThePickinSkunk you’re a towel!

ThePickinSkunk · February 10, 2018, 2:16pm

Ohhh man I haaave no idea wuts goen onn!

Ninjastar · February 10, 2018, 2:17pm

Mr. Star was reading over my shoulder and understood none of this!

ThePickinSkunk · February 10, 2018, 2:20pm

He is one of us. Welcome Mr. Star. We will add your mental and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

Ninjastar · February 10, 2018, 2:21pm

He understood that one and laughed

eighteyedspy23 · February 10, 2018, 3:08pm

For many years, every time I ate something, part of it would inevitably end up on my shirt. My girlfriend is very careful about this kind of thing and sometimes will tuck a napkin into her shirt. She suggested this to me a few times, I tried it but just couldn’t get used to the idea. Her daughter said I needed to lean over more so the food would just drip on the table or whatever. Lately i’ve been a little more careful. But I will always be drippy lol.

everhopeful · February 10, 2018, 3:20pm

Puts hand up . I suffer from the curse.

Mountainman · February 10, 2018, 3:24pm

I often wonder if you should eat what falls on the shirt ???

Dante13 · February 10, 2018, 4:38pm

I too suffer this curse, My main problem seems to be toothpaste, I get it everywhere and I don’t know how

77nick77 · February 10, 2018, 9:46pm

I’ve been thinking about your problem for ten minutes. I took my time answering because I want the most thoughtful answer I could give.

After considerable thought, my advice to you is: To not spill stuff on your shirt.

Pikasaur · February 10, 2018, 9:48pm

Haha, thanks for the advice
I try not to, but my boobs get in the way and catch the spill.

Resilient1 · February 10, 2018, 9:54pm

lol, i just washed my duvet cover and while it was washing a dropped food onto the duvet

i am such a clutz

ZombiePupper · February 10, 2018, 9:54pm

Omg that reminds me to do laundry. But I’m a super messy eater, so I get shirts dirty a lot in general! I know that life

Loke · February 10, 2018, 10:02pm

Me too. The top of my shirt always catches food.

system · February 24, 2018, 10:03pm

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