The curse of the clean shirts

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EVERY time I put on a clean shirt, it takes me less than an hour to spill something on it.
WHYYYY?

Why am I not allowed to look clean? :stuck_out_tongue:

Does anyone else suffer from the clean-shirt-curse?

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Clean shirts are magnet for dirt.
Mine collect dog hair.

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I am terrible about this! I now only wear shirts with patterns that hide dirt.

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I do suffer from the clean-shirt curse.

Not sure what causes it, but it might be related to the missing-sock curse.

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I’m going to invent a self cleaning shirt but first read my memoir. A Thousand Little Fibers. And a talking towel did not write it. :slight_smile:

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@ThePickinSkunk you’re a towel!

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Ohhh man I haaave no idea wuts goen onn!

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Mr. Star was reading over my shoulder and understood none of this!

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He is one of us. Welcome Mr. Star. We will add your mental and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

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He understood that one and laughed :smile:

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For many years, every time I ate something, part of it would inevitably end up on my shirt. My girlfriend is very careful about this kind of thing and sometimes will tuck a napkin into her shirt. She suggested this to me a few times, I tried it but just couldn’t get used to the idea. Her daughter said I needed to lean over more so the food would just drip on the table or whatever. Lately i’ve been a little more careful. But I will always be drippy lol.

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Puts hand up :raised_hand:. I suffer from the curse.

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I often wonder if you should eat what falls on the shirt ??? :confounded::weary::rofl:

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I too suffer this curse, My main problem seems to be toothpaste, I get it everywhere and I don’t know how

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I’ve been thinking about your problem for ten minutes. I took my time answering because I want the most thoughtful answer I could give.

After considerable thought, my advice to you is: To not spill stuff on your shirt.

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Haha, thanks for the advice :stuck_out_tongue:
I try not to, but my boobs get in the way and catch the spill.

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lol, i just washed my duvet cover and while it was washing a dropped food onto the duvet :frowning:

i am such a clutz :worried::crazy_face:

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Omg that reminds me to do laundry. But I’m a super messy eater, so I get shirts dirty a lot in general! I know that life

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Me too. The top of my shirt always catches food.

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