Knock yourself out.
202020
I’m a husband that helps with housework, laundry, and cooking. 
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Ahhh well only in an apron over nude.
Not while frying bacon! Call on @Patrick for all your nekkid bacon needs.
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But thanks for Mr. Miage!
Turn you on?
Okay…
I have something long I could dangle between your legs…my necktie!
Only if you rub it right baby
Years ago I thought a good name for a Band would be…
“Rubber Button”
The inclination being “Rub Her Button”.
(Kinda sassy and sexy at the same time)
That’d be good. Sometimes I do want to unbutton it honey.
Maybe this will turn you on??
Way too Young an average
Like the skin tone though
Alright yeah I was just kidding around like the joke thread
But I don’t get the same respect
i could do a handstand with my kilt on
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Then it becomes like a Christmas tree honey
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Sorry I’m limited on my phone. Thank god.
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i take it back now anyway as i don’t think i can support my weight on my arms anymore lol
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Patrick is a dud.
Always kinda wondered.
The amount of boobs and butts on this thread is too damn right 
