If I had an iPhone
Well if I had an iPhone
I guess that’d be really cool
But I gots a $50 Android
And I’m a pennyless fool
But If I want to play some music
I’d have to put it in the cloud
Or connect it to iTunes
So it could play real loud
Well If I had an iPod
and some iFriends too
We’d all go to the iStore
Just To charge something iNew
Saw a lady with her iPhone
Texting In an suv
she tailed my old Kia
And honked her horn at me
Betcha it must be so nice
To be safe, rich and fed
When there’s sure a lot of folks
just so glad they ain’t dead
now we’d ride off into the iSun
And drink a Starbucks latte
til the Ruskies drop a big nuke
On our iU.S. of A.