I thought I’d keep a humorous record of workplace convos…
“Is tea up your nose a workplace injury?”
“No.”
“What if it’s Earl Grey?”
“Shut up.”
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ha cool…I used to joke around with my codesigners.
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Lady Grey is really nice. It’s not as strong flavored and decaf. I put cream in mine and it’s so nice.
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“I’d like to call in dead today.”
“Clock in anyhow.”
“But I’m DEAD.”
“No one will notice the difference.”
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When I worked security I remember a guy when working in a guard shack calling us doing that job “Meat in the seat”.
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Cracking jokes at work is a daily occurence at my workplace. Its good thing im quick witted lol i love a good roast.
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So you’ve got people signing your code? I write code Mon to Fri, but nobody signs it for me.
Jk, it’s co designers, I like fooling around with words…
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And then I read “singing your code”… and thought: wtf?! 
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