“He’s got a face only a mother could love”.
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What about jerks that were good looking?
He’s got a face women sit on.
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What about good looking jerks that have to take Latuda ?
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My dad used to say, They’re so ugly they’d have to hang a pork chop around their neck just to get the dog to play with them.
or,
That face would stop a clock.
or,
If my dog had a face like yours I would shave his ass and walk him backwards.
or,
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
or,
You look like you got beat with an ugly stick…
too many more, but yeah.
He told me once when I was scared of the winter storm outside and couldn’t sleep because I was afraid it was the boogie man coming for me, he assured me that it wasn’t, because he said the boogie man wouldn’t want me, I was too ugly and he’d bring me back. This made me sleep so much better.
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Awesome!!!
Whenever my girls got bullied at school, I told them to say this back to the kid…
“You’re poorly brought up.”
I really like this line. It insults the bully and the bully’s parents at the same time.
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I heard my dad say that about people all the time.
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I don’t know, I’ll have to think about it and I’ll get back to you.
Yes, he was the most popular kid in college until his face wore out.
I don’t know, go ask Dear Abby.