Was enjoying the use of the online translators to be honest.
But lets face it English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant, no ham in the hamburger and neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in Eng-land, French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted.
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly, boxing rings are square and guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers donât fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldnât the plural of phone booth be phone beeth.
If the teacher taught, why didnât the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways.
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down and in which you fill in a form by filling it out. And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not com-puters, and it reflects the creativity of the hu-man race (which of course isnât a race at all). That is why when the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out they are invisible. And why it is that when I wind up my watch it starts but when I wind up this story it ends?
And moreâŚ
Some food for âThoughtââŚ
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why is a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terri-fic mean to make terrible?
Why isnât 11 pronounced onety one?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen de-frocked, doesnât it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons de-barked and dry cleaners depressed?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure ?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disori-ented?
If people from Poland are called âPoles,â why arenât people from Holland called âHoles?â
