A group of illegal immigrants were hiding from the American government when the door was kicked in. A NICE agent entered with a smile on his face and said, “Hi folks. We deliver deportation with a smile and a thank you. We are going to take you to a foreign prison where you will be treated like crap. Thank you for wanting to come to the US, but the President does not like you. I will now restrain you nicely.” (he slams them to the floor and drags them around like dogs. Then he smiles.) “It was nice to know you. Now I’ll mistreat you wrongly. Bye suckers.” He then turned to the other agent and said, “What a stupid job. These guys ought to be fixing my roof.”
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