My life right

So i’m in my backyard as usual.

Voices are like “hey, kid, did you know we can totally recreate dinosaurs? we can make them in anyway at all as well, it doesn’t have to be like that jurassic park horseshit you know. i mean who the ■■■■ wouldn’t want a miniature brontasaurus right?”

And then i realize again how much trouble i am in because no one on earth is talking about this ■■■■.

I plead with them to go so i can return to where i must be but they never leave and they just keep talking about all of this crazy ■■■■ that no one cares about.

They were like “hey, how would you like to walk down the street blanketed in hundreds of butterflies with maybe a couple of ■■■■■■■ deer following you around as well? You could pass out butterflies to people, eh?”

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

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At least your voices aren’t threatening you or berating you. I am happy to hear that. Butterflies and deer don’t sound so bad :slight_smile:

You can give me a butterfly any day of the week :slight_smile: