yes actually i am 
This cracked me up.
In a parallel universe I got hit by a car crossing this here street and died
In another one I got hit by a car but I survived
In this one I made it across safely though 
I always would say things like this w my friend
There was a chicken crossing the road when I went to the mailbox the other day. I just remembered.
I like the many worlds theory which says there are an infinite number of universes and everything that can happen does happen. So right now one parallel Universe is branching off this one where I go upstairs and make a cup of tea, another where I sit here and read this forum, another where I am dead, etcâŚ
That means that in at least one universe I donâtâ have schizophrenia, I am a billionaire, Iâm dating a smart beautiful woman and life is great, lol
I think this is what explains deja vu.
Did you know thereâs about 2.5 chickens to every human on earth. 20 billion chickens on earth. Only about 8 Billion humanoids
I wouldnât consider it too rare to see one 
Was it white or black or brown tho 
Thank god for alternative universes then. Iâm such a great successâŚsomewhere
Iâve heard deja vu is a sign of your memory processes memoryâs with a different enzyme and it makes you think youâve seen it already because it goes into âstored memoriesâ rather than ânew memories folderâ @fractaled
Itâs not rare to see them at all, especially here. This one was an escapee.
He was a stereotypical white one.
What made the event strange was our timing.
I told him Iâd see him on the other side.
I look for animal symbolism
Back in the day really psychotic I saw a Herron way aways from the water
Looked it up âa sign the heavens are communicating with uâ
Next day I see a diff type of bird. I say thatâs strange to see them there and I looked it up. Another sign the heavens were communicating with me
Damn so I must have been Jesus.
Seriously though I was an atheist before the birds turned me into a believer lol
Sounds silly to me now tho. But the license plates weâre talking to me also
I donât agree.
When I get deja vu, itâs not uncommon for me to remember where I really was, when I saw myself thinking of the place Iâm now in.
It happens a lot. I remember both being here, and not being here, remembering.
Iâve yet to find someone who knows what Iâm talking about though.
But itâs odd, finally getting to a deja vu youâve had. Relieving. Iâm still waiting on one, where I see yellow bells or flowers. Itâs usually only a few months before I catch up to them, so should be soon.