I’m willing to sing and dance for a PIZZA!!!
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Here’s a joke.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sam and Janet
Sam and Janet who?
(singing) Sam and Janet Evening.
You have to be familiar with the musical South Pacific to understand the joke. Let me know if you do.
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No never seen South Pacific
that is hilarious
i’m just finished some barbeque beef noodles 
yummm
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There’s a song in it called “Some Enchanted Evening”.
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Only musical I ever seen was 42nd street, live in New York
The only musical I’ve ever seen was the South Park movie lol.
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South Pacific is from the 60’s. I haven’t been musical savvy since Phantom of the Opera scared me.
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that was funny chordy 
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I’m too old to thrill at being scared.
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If I do a sexy pole dance, do I get pizza?
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This is a song that was originallly in south pacific. That’s all I know.
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Oh yeah shake it 
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woman asks man, How did you beat depression? He says, With my bare fists. She says, That’s hard knocks. He says, now I’m just punching the clock.
Young girl loves cheeseburgers, says, Nobody’s got the beef on me.
Older carpenter likes to dance, says, I know how to cut a rug.
Young woman is a writer, and wears lots of eye liner, says, I know how to make up.
Young man loves his pajamas, says, I’m not a tight wad.
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1979 World Disco finals
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Disco should never have happened!!!
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Oooookay @Mountainman, since I’m feeling so generous today, here’s a slice for ya 
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Oh man now everyone is gonna want pizza…
Just no pepperoni please
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