My girlfriend and I have decided to get married. It was a mutual agreement. She didn’t get down on one knee. We just came to a mutual agreement. We’ve known each other for fourteen years. I know her inside and out and she knows me too. I know all her good qualities and her faults and she knows all of mine and we accept them. I know she’s dirt poor and soon to be even poorer and she knows that I am a miser. That’s settled. I’m no sugar mama. And she knows it.
We are going to stay in a romance suite at a 4.5 star hotel downtown in a posh area for our honeymoon. We are staying for seven days, six nights. We are having a very private, un official marriage ceremony in our suite where we will say our custom vows. We are going to a pawn shop to get our rings. She will have a silver band and I will have a gold one. (She likes silver). We are going to have two female symbols, together, engraved on the inside of our rings. We are so excited. We already consummated our relationship.
Congratulations! 
Congratulations! 1515
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Congratulations @SkinnyMe but hopefully you are not manic.
Did you think this through?
Hopefully you did.
Congratulations ! 
I hope you’ll both be happy !
Congratulations! I’m so happy for you. 
I certainly hope that I am not manic @Wave. How do I tell? I guess I should call my pdoc.
@Wave, I’ve been in love with this girl for many years. I wanted to marry her back in 2008 but she wasn’t having it because she was so mad at me for cheating on her at that time. Today, she says she is in love with me again. My love for her has never gone away in all of these years. Marriage just seems like the natural thing for us to do.
Yeah I was just wondering @SkinnyMe.
You can never be too careful.
I’m so happy for you.
I wish you guys only the best!
So this is gay marriage, and you’re the bread winner?
Way to go!
Congratulations @SkinnyMe !!
I wish you and your wife a lifetime of joy, health and love.
happy for you 
That’s very good news 
@Wave, I am taking your advice. I have a call out to my pdoc. Thanks.
Super happy for you!
Good idea @SkinnyMe.
Good luck!
Whether you decide to marry or not, I wish the two of you good fortune in your continued relationship.
And i always love weddings…it’s the only place you get to hear those two magic words…Open Bar!
Congratulations!
Congrats. I wish you two all the happiness in the world