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If a potato falls over in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?

This is a very important concept in potato lore.

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The great potato god knows!

He always looks over his followers, both the pure potatoes and we–the potatoes at heart.

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Yes it does! :fries:

Oh for he’s a jolly good potato, for he’s a jolly good potato, for he’s a jolly good potatoooooo, which nobody can deny.

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All bow down and get on your knees in respect for the great Potato God.

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Hello? Hello? Can anybody hear me?!?!?!?

Sounds like it’s time for LifeAlert!

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Indeed! LifeAlert to the rescue!

…I am supposed to be studying…this seems more important hehe.

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Ahaha! You need “StudyAlert”—you push the little button when you find yourself drifting away from studying.

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Slim Shady, is that you?

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Please Stand Up Please Stand Up. It is the Real Slim Shady XD

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The creatures of the forest will hear the great potato’s fall.

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