I don’t shave for a month or something. Being vain, I wonder why I look so terrible. I must be sick. Then The brilliant idea of shaving occurs to me. So I shave a little, then shave a lot, then shave some more till I’m clean shaven.
I use an electric razor. So it leaves a shadow. But I do not look like I’m so sick anymore. Feel way more comfortable clean shaven.
I bought a beard trimmer. Now I spend 5 minutes a week trimming my beard. Ideal for the schizophrenic who can’t work up the motivation to shave every day.