Post in and will tell you your future! 
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Ok. What is my future?
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Okay @Leaf…
I just rubbed my crystal ball and it says you will have a bite to eat later today!
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Just one bite? 1515
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Yes!
Oh, hang on! I’m getting another vision from my ball!
You will go to sleep at some point later tonight! Aha! This ball is gold! It’s working like a charm!!
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My ball is misting up again!!
It says you will walk in your house during the day!
This is unbelievable, folks! And this crystal ball only cost me $400.00 from Amazon…shipping included!!
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Holy Cow!!
It’s misting up again, @Leaf!
It says you will put some clothes on if you go outside today!! This is truly amazing!!!
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Oh, no!
I just asked for my own reading. It said…
“Your attempt at humour today will fail miserably!”
I’m taking this damn thing back to Amazon for a refund.
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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
My ball just lit up when you posted! It said…
“If you get into a car today, you will put on a seatbelt!”
It’s friggin magic! That’s what it is!!
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Wow you truly have the Inner Eye
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I’m going to buy another crystal ball. That way I’ll have two. Then when people ask me for a reading I’ll say…
Hang on. I have to rub my balls before I give you an answer!
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I want to know when will I get married 
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Can I have my fortune read?
Ahhh does this crystal ball say I will become a legendary filmmaker?!
Hi magic ball when am I going to move into my new house?
Okay @anon80629714…
My magic ball is misting up again. It says…
“You will get married when one of you proposes to each other!”
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