Post in and will tell you your future!
Ok. What is my future?
I just rubbed my crystal ball and it says you will have a bite to eat later today!
Just one bite? 1515
Oh, hang on! I’m getting another vision from my ball!
You will go to sleep at some point later tonight! Aha! This ball is gold! It’s working like a charm!!
My ball is misting up again!!
It says you will walk in your house during the day!
This is unbelievable, folks! And this crystal ball only cost me $400.00 from Amazon…shipping included!!
It’s misting up again, @Leaf!
It says you will put some clothes on if you go outside today!! This is truly amazing!!!
I just asked for my own reading. It said…
“Your attempt at humour today will fail miserably!”
I’m taking this damn thing back to Amazon for a refund.
Hi! To find out what I can do, say
@discobot display help.
My ball just lit up when you posted! It said…
“If you get into a car today, you will put on a seatbelt!”
It’s friggin magic! That’s what it is!!
Wow you truly have the Inner Eye
I’m going to buy another crystal ball. That way I’ll have two. Then when people ask me for a reading I’ll say…
Hang on. I have to rub my balls before I give you an answer!
I want to know when will I get married
Can I have my fortune read?
Ahhh does this crystal ball say I will become a legendary filmmaker?!
Hi magic ball when am I going to move into my new house?
My magic ball is misting up again. It says…
“You will get married when one of you proposes to each other!”