“When life hands you lemons, throw them through your neighbor’s front window.”
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“Teach a man how to fish, and he’ll never stop borrowing your boat.”
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“Take the time to enjoy the little things in life…like your small pen!s.”
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“Behind every cloud, is some stoner who just exhaled.”
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When you reach for the Stars, be sure to wear deodorant so your hairy armpits don’t stink out the room."
“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and the greedy bas*rd will deplete the oceans in no time flat.”
These are all good. I’m going to remember them.
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“If life gives you lemons, than kick your cat and make obscene phone calls to all your neighbors.”
"Early to bed early to rise, makes a man …screw it. I’m going to be on the internet until midnight and sleep in.
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“An apple a day…screw that! Where’s my sack of weed!?”
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“if life gives you lemons question if they are free? And remember you can always make lemon pie”
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If life gives you lemons tell it can take its lemons and shove them where the sun don’t shine.
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If life gives you lemons shout Yay free fruit!
Open a juice stand
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You’re a genius.
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Warning this one is completely tasteless!
Dumb roll please.
If life gives you lemons learn to suck your never be out of work
Sorry sorry