Thinking of when I was a part of a couple that didn’t work out.
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I hope you’ve found your ass since then 
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I did find it - that’s how I knew it had been lost.
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Sounds like you still got the better end of the breakup deal though!
I’m still licking my wounds. How could I have been so stupid? Really, I wasn’t people smart back then. And I still have a lot to learn. Got to learn not to pick out losers and to build myself up, ass included.
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It seems like we do more damage to ourselves in the relationships we choose than almost anywhere else. I have the problem that I can only want someone who doesn’t want me. It’s the damnedest thing.
that’s like my first real crush - I only made him mad.
I’m afraid I don’t understand “I lost my ass” is it something raunchy? If so I don’t think my virgin ears want to hear it.
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Look through the Lost and Found" box
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Sure, it’s slang for a coward. But I literally lost feeling in my ass and got hopelessly constipated.
We all make mistakes, so don’t beat yourself up over it.
Have you ever been seen by a proctologist?
Hmmm. A textbook case of a numb ass. Interesting.
no, it healed with a change in diet and exercise and lots of tush love. Remember my first post natal sensation was the doctor slapping my butt. It stayed with me.
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