Have you feared your own dog?

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I once thought my dog was going to turn into an apple.

My mom made a joke

My mom made a joke about Cocoa today. Cocoa loves apples so much, and my mom said that he might turn into an apple if he continues eating it too much. Then she made up a story about how we will cry if he turns into an apple, and cry even more if the apple starts to rot. Now I’m really worried that Cocoa is going to turn into an actual apple and rot. Oh, psychosis. Why are you doing this to me. I’m terrified of losing my dog now.

Psychosis is weird.