I feel like writing, but I’m a bit down and don’t have any good ideas… Usually things just come to me, but just feeling a bit flat and need a trigger for the creative flow. Sometimes having a title or a subject matter can trigger my inspiration… Any ideas welcome.
How about “I’m not like them”
I’m the same way. The beginning is the hardest.
Two squirrels and a bison
Sometimes I pee when I poop
I fell asleep drinking my morning coffee
There are things in my hand
Not very moist
Lol @anon9798425 I would buy the book with those poems!
Flat cat was not like that when I left him.
Corduroy pillows making headlines!
Zebra rides atop the unicorn friend.
Don’t smoke the decorative glass wiener dogs.
Beso una braso.
A lost and wondering thing
Afraid to come home
Haunted by an aimless love - I think this one is similar to a line in a John Prine song
Our bitter pride
Lonesomeness attends true insight
We can’t stand to know
sometimes I pee when I poop made me laugh/spit coffee on my laptop…well played sir well played…
How about “A Old Remedy” it could be humorous it can be sad, it can be anectdotal. I dunno.
Full moon of day 14…
Sweaty Betty is leaving now.
lol! thanks for making me laugh 
Thanks for all your answers, some good ones and cheered me up 