Funny thoughts

I want to eat dirt with chocolate syrup on top

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Not me.

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I don’t understand dude

What if an ice cream truck was playing music and the neighborhood got sick of it, and an old lady kept hitting the truck with her cane.

My cousin had a pregnancy craving for dirt. Like actual soil.

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What if a woman got pregnant with no reason what so ever, and got confused.

What if the terrorist missed the twin towers and hit a tree.

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What if somebody got a mental illnesses with being afraid of paper.

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What if I gave my brother-in-law money for his birthday and a gave him a dollar as a joke.

What if a child gives birth to their mother?

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What if an elephant puts a star in his pocket?

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What if condoms have taste of Greek feta?

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What if a guy got an erection while singing the national anthem at a baseball game.

What if a fat lady falls from the moon?

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What if they made a forum for people who are nervous to go to the bathroom.

What if a guy forgot to wear a shirt in public and somebody threw a dart and hit his nipple.

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What if a guy was missing his pectoral muscles and got into a fight and got beat up.

Is today Christmas Eve? Dang I forgot…it’s too late…I already bought my sister a present.

What if a fat lady hit the moon and moved the moon.

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