they play a very social game of under water catch… with puffer fish… I watched them nudge one till it puffed up…then they took turns carrying it around in their mouth… the puffer fish is deadly… but in low doses the toxic part acts like a narcotic… dolphins are ■■■■■■■ cool… they all had big grins on their face after they passed the puffer fish around… no harm done to the fish and the dolphins were fuckered up good was very interesting… it enhances their social bonds and is hilarious//
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They’re smart creatures.
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Dolphins I don’t trust, they always look like they know something and have a evil grin 
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I heard elephants get drunk off fermenting fruit.
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they are on par with us… I know that’s probably un popular but its true… they have an intricate language… they tell jokes and when the male groups go to fight they have verbal debates to see who wins… they sing to each other for comfort and as a mating thing… they will say each others names to reinforce bonds… and they can hear each other for miles and miles and will ditch what their doing to go visit their buddies… I don’t see how anyone could hurt a dolphin…
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One could argue they’re superior cuz they’re not on the verge of possibility causing us to go extinct in the somewhat near future!
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monkeys do the same… some beach some where the monkeys have become addicted and will steal your drink to get their fix…
the most impressive part of the dolphins habit is they have to force control or risk death…
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“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
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they are winning… they don’t have wars… they don’t pollute… they are happy and not slaves to money…
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mongoose has an intense trip when the cobra bites him. he goes down for like 5 mins. wonder what goes through his brain…
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maybe the puffer fish drug has ego-killing properties to dolphins which is why dolphins never strived for too much lol. And they’re enlightened lol.
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When I was in Florida the dolphins would do flips over the waves the boat made. They were real smart u can really tell.
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Saw a documentary where a honey badger totally gets bitten by a snake and everyone thought it was a gonna. But it just slept for half an hour then was fine.
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I bet partying with a dolphin on LSD would really liven up a Saturday night.
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Joe rogan does a bit about how you never catch a dolphin on a fishing hook - they are too smart.
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Who says we havnt 
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confidentially I would do puffer fish with dolphins… id probably forget I cant hold my breath for 15 mins like they can and drown… lol… that’s a hell of a way to go though…
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I think it was on the same documentary that monkeys do the same with millipedes that are poisonous. They chew on them without killing them and pass them around. Theres probably always one that salivates on it too much before passing it on. Reminds me of college days.
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lol he monkey fish lipped the centipede…
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In the uk we call it duck arsing it.
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