Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided?

[Airparticle]

All the sailors were marooned.

[Moonbeam]

I bet they were purplexed as to what caused the collision.

[Patrick]

And I’m the one who usually get admonished for my ‘off color’ jokes.

[screwercs]

The red and blue collision was an illusion, just a pigment of their imaginations

[77nick77]

I can only come up with the lamest joke:

“And were the survivors red with embarrassment and blue with cold?”

I know, barely makes sense, lol.

[POET]

Ok now say “red leather, yellow leather” 10 times fast