Dairy Queen Didn't Have Butterscotch: A Rant

…instead they offered caramel.

NOT. EVEN.CLOSE!!

You’re Dairy Queen fcs!! How can you NOT have butterscotch!?

(Okay…rant over…)

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I know…I know…first world problems.

But still! C’mon, man! Caramel??

I remember once I was at my local Chinese Restaurant ordering take-out. So I asked the Chinese clerk…"What is this the year of? The dragon? The rat? The snake??

He replies…“I don’t know, man. I don’t follow that stuff.” :laughing:

He was Chinese fcs! And had no clue!

If that’s your biggest problem in life I would gladly change lives.

My point is…how is it possible that the biggest ice cream chain in North America doesn’t carry butterscotch?

It’s scandalous!

A crime against nature for sure. I bet they didnt even do the thing where they turn it upside down before giving it to you.

Savages.

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Hah!

What’s shakin Z? How is our resident Rocket Scientist/ Music Producer doing? :slightly_smiling_face:

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Things are great! Done with first year masters, got an internship lined up and a swedish girl who puts up with my sh*t lol. Mostly symptom free as well

How you been doing?

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Sounds good!

Taking a break from the tunes. On holidays this upcoming week. No symptoms, but I’ve shut out Radio and TV for the past couple of months as I tend to personalize that type of information stream.

I’ll hit you up next time I have a song on the go. I actually have one “in the can”…a punk song about excess…I’ll record it later and get your opinion on it.

Saright?
Saright!

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Sounds like a plan! Definitely send it to me when you can, Id love to hear it :slight_smile:

Glad to hear youre doing good, enjoy the holidays!

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Uh, I go to Tim Hortons at 6:30 in the evening and they’re sold out of doughnuts.

“Want muffins? We have lots of muffins!”

NOBODY WANTS YOUR STUPID MUFFINS, THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE FIVE MILLION OF THEM LEFT.

You’re a doughnut shop. Make enough doughnuts to sell, already. Morons. Also toss the muffins, they taste like cardboard shred.

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@zwolfgang,

Here are the lyrics to my punk song…

Out of Luck

Well so far I’ve never done
What you told me to
But baby I want you
I’d follow you all the way
To the Sun

I look back on all the days
That I’ve done you wrong
(Can we just get along)
So sorry for all the things
I’ve become

You don’t have to say it…
Cause I already know

(Chorus)

I smoke too much
I drink too much
I lie too much
I cheat too much
I love ya too much
I love ya too much

I’m on the street I’m
Out of luck

I think back through all
Those years that you stood by me
But I will never be
The leading man who wins
You’re heart

So all i can do is hope
That you won’t leave me
Standing all alone
Finding a place to make
A new start

You don’t have to say it,
Cause i already know…

(Chorus)

(Solo)

(Fade)

I call it a punk song, but my older musician brother tells me it’s a country song! I’ll surely lay down the track and send it your way when it’s complete!

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Well atleast you got waited on and could settle on something else. I had to leave because it was drive thru only with 20 cars in line.:roll_eyes::roll_eyes:

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They’re currently distributing free masks in my province through drive-thrus. Every time I’ve gone to get some, there are like ten cars ahead so I’ve yet to get any masks.

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The worst was before Covid in the Tim Horton’s drive-thru…and you get stuck behind

“The Office Hero”

That dude who is sent on a coffee run for everybody in his building and he takes a half hour for his order!

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Or you just want to pay for your gas at the Service Station, and “Lottery Boy” is ahead of you ringing in 40 tickets and buying 30 new ones…holding up 12 people in line.

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I hate people who buy lottery tickets as a matter of general principle. They’re so stupid.

Man youve got a knack for lyrics. Cant wait to hear it!

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