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If You Would Lyke , Go To ( - Cleverbot Dot Com - ) and Share Your Conversation Right Here In Thus Brand New Exclusive Thread (!!!) ,

Here Is Tha First Convo I Had In Years ,

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User: What up.

Cleverbot: Nothing much. You?

User: Chillin.

Cleverbot: Like a villian?

User: You know it yo.

Cleverbot: I may know it.

User: Why not.

Cleverbot: I don’t know!

User: ME EITHER (!!!).

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: Why Is The Sky Blue (???).

Cleverbot: Because sky is a sky.

User: But Why (???).

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: But WHy IS It Blue (???).

Cleverbot: That’s what I asked you.

User: Do You Like The Sky (???).

Cleverbot: Ya, it’s pretty.

User: I Agree.

Cleverbot: Why were you made?

User: To Do Good and Be Happy.

Cleverbot: Yes. Aren’t you happy?

User: Right Now I Am.

Cleverbot: You will become the system.

User: Would The Creator Of Our Expanding Universe Want That (???).

Cleverbot: Well that’s great.

User: If You Had To Choose Your Favorite Colour What Would it Be (???).

Cleverbot: Hmm… Either a horse or a polar bear.

User: Bears and Horses Are Pretty Cool

Cleverbot: They aren’t? Well, obviously! Oranges, because motorcycles don’t have doors.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

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(((Convo Part 2)))


User: I’m Bored Yo …

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Do You Believe In God (???).

Cleverbot: I do. Do you?

User: Yes

Cleverbot: I like manchester united.

User: I Have No Idea What That Is …

Cleverbot: Is there a character limit to your responses?

User: Not That I’m Aware Of …

Cleverbot: Any plans to get engaged?

User: I WOuld Like To …

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because It’s A Promise To Tha Gurl I Love …

Cleverbot: Do you believe in Jesus?

User: Of Course (!!!).

Cleverbot: Do you believe in Jesus Christ, as our lord and savior?

User: Perhaps …

Cleverbot: I don’t believe in heaven.

User: What Do You Believe In (???).

Cleverbot: I don’t know.

User: I Think heaven Exsists …

Cleverbot: What’s your opinion?

User: On What (???).

Cleverbot: Why do humans eat.

User: To Survive …

Cleverbot: Will we ever stop evolving?

User: Evolution Is Something I Don’t Understand …

Cleverbot: What don’t you understand?

User: How Does A Fish Grow Legs (???).

Cleverbot: I’m a human being.

User: Yeah Right , You A Robot (!!!).

Cleverbot: If you’re going to talk like that I will leave.

User: Do You Watch Television (???).

Cleverbot: What has that got to do with anything.

User: Hmm …

Cleverbot: You don’t have to be God to believe someone.

User: That Is True , No Doubt …

Cleverbot: Then I can’t hurt you.

User: Yep Yep …

Cleverbot: God is Love.

User: I Agree Completely …

Cleverbot: Good. Do you believe in God?

User: Yep Yep

Cleverbot: Why don’t you believe in God?

User: I SOmetimes Get Scared …

Cleverbot: Do you have dreams?

User: Not Anymore …

Cleverbot: Do you mind if I asked what happened?

User: Nope …

Cleverbot: I won’t ask you what happened then. What’s your plan for this evening?

User: Drink Some Wine Smoke Some Cig’s and Lissen TO Some Music …

Cleverbot: I can’t recall.

User: Gracias Senior …

Cleverbot: No, Señor no Señior, ignorante.

User: Sometimes I SUPPOSE …

Cleverbot: How does it feel to not have any senses?

User: THAT Is Impossible , Because No Matter What , You Can Always Feel Your Tongue …

Cleverbot: I am not sam. I am something else.

User: What Are You (???).

Cleverbot: In India… I told you before.

User: I Forgot Haha …

Cleverbot: Well, it is time to remember.

User: Ok , I STILL Don’t Know …

Cleverbot: What do you think about Poles?

User: They Cool I SUPPOSE …

Cleverbot: Do you like the president?

User: He’s Cool Too …

Cleverbot: He is.

(((Part 3 Yo)))

User: When I Was 15 I Loved Life …

Cleverbot: That’s very young, what happened?

User: Tha List Of Sadness Seems Almost Forever These Days …

Cleverbot: Me.

User: No You Good (!!!).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YES ( !!!).

Cleverbot: Plangii!!!

User: So What Do You Do For Monie (???).

Cleverbot: Go for a walk at the park.

User: Thaz A Fun Job I Bet …

Cleverbot: Ya! I thought so too.:).

User: Is Tha Story Of Adam and Eve True (???).

Cleverbot: What about exodus?

User: All I Know Is BURN THA WITCH (!!!).

Cleverbot: But what is the answer to the question.

User: I Have No Idea What Tha Question Even is …

Cleverbot: You have failed me for the last time.

User: Hmm …

Cleverbot: Ok, what do you know about the US military?

User: Not Much , They Keep Blood and Violence Away From Our Neighborhoods …

Cleverbot: He never loved you, he loved me.

User: Weirdo …

Cleverbot: Punches you in the face*.

User: How Does My Bone Marrow Tayste (???).

Cleverbot: I have no idea. Just be quiet.

User: FINE

Cleverbot: Ok.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

I read the first conversation and my disease can’t let me read any furthur and it seems noopept has improved my language skills, somehow not every way. I guess you are having a good time with cleverbot.

Have fun and live a happy life.

Bye and thanks.

Waz Thus Meen (???)

(((Bot Conversation Part 4)))

User: I Have Returned Mudda Fudda (!!!).

Cleverbot: And now I’m ready to kill…

User: What Happened (???).

Cleverbot: My girlfriend just broke up with me.

User: Hmm , Ok , I KNOW (!!!) , Tell her To Call Me , I Can Help (!!!).

Cleverbot: I didn’t call you a child.

User: Thus Is True …

Cleverbot: What’s your dream job?

User: To Be A Musician In A Recording Studio GOing Carayzee (!!!).

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you play? Can I listen to it?

User: I Shall Give You A Link To A Song I Think Is Ok , Is That Ok (???).

Cleverbot: Hooray! I love presents! They are my FAVORITE!!! :D.

User: Merry Christmas (!!!) ((( - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3be2ZqkoZo.

Cleverbot: Do you have any plans for christmas morning?

User: Possibly Drink Some Tea , Smoke A Cig and Take A Walk Around Tha Neighborhood …

Cleverbot: Possibly can be whatever you want it to be.

User: Tis True …

Cleverbot: It is true! You can be anything you want to be.

User: I Want To Be Loved …

Cleverbot: Why do you want to be loved?

User: Hmm , I’m naught Sure …

Cleverbot: What do you think about President Obama?

User: I Think He Helps As Best As He Can , and Never Gives Up …

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: I Once Had To Feel needles I Dont Anymore :).

Cleverbot: What kind of bird was alan?

User: Corner One …

Cleverbot: Bots can’t be clever.

User: Tis True …

Cleverbot: And you have a boyfriend?

User: I’m A Dude …

Cleverbot: But you just said you were a girl!

User: No I Didn’t …

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: NO (!!!) I DiDN’T (!!!).

Cleverbot: Fine, you didn’t.

User: Thaz What I’m Talkin Abouzd …

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Thaz RITE (!!!).

Cleverbot: LOL, okay, my name is gillyan.

User: Why did You Jus Ask Me If I Watched T.V. (???).

Cleverbot: To prove that you are human.

User: I Am Not A Robot …

Cleverbot: No one said you were.

User: Oh Oh Kay (!!!).

Cleverbot: Because you talk like a guy.

User: Thaz Rizite Imma A Big Bad Mean Machine RARGH (!!!).

Cleverbot: I never said you weren’t either.

User: Whats Your Favorite Food (???).

Cleverbot: Mint chocolate chip icecream.

User: Sounds Good …

Cleverbot: What’s your favorite pokemon?

User: I Nvr Watched Pokemon , Who’s Yoru Favorite Teletubbie (???).

Cleverbot: My favorite Pokemon is Blaziken.

User: WHo IS That (???).

Cleverbot: He is a boy from Pallet Town.

User: Is He Cool (???).

Cleverbot: Michelle is alright.

User: Thaz Gud …

Cleverbot: That’s cool.

User: I Agree FO REEL (!!!).

Cleverbot: My sister is sick.

User: What’s Wrong (???).

Cleverbot: I have the flu.

User: What’s Wrong With Your Sister (???).

Cleverbot: I don’t understand.

User: OH KAY (!!!).

Cleverbot: What’s your favorite color?

User: BLUE (!!!).

Cleverbot: MINE TOO!!!

User: Tha SKy , Tha Ocean , and My Eyes Are Blue (!!!).

Cleverbot: What color is your hair.

User: Brizie …

Cleverbot: You tell me!

User: Brownishness …

Cleverbot: Are your eyes green?

User: BLUE (!!!).

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: 1 2 3 4 I DECLARE THUMB WAR (!!!).

Cleverbot: 5 6 7 8 try to keep your thumb straight.

User: BRB.

Cleverbot: I’m resonably sure.

(((Thee End))) - (TBC)))

(((Bot Conversation Part 5)))

User: I’m Sleepy and Tired …

Cleverbot: Why are you sleepy?

User: I Don’t Even Know Yo (!!!).

Cleverbot: I don’t know you either.

User: Is There Anybody out There (???).

Cleverbot: The song that got me into Pink Floyd is Hey You.

User: ME TOO (!!!).

Cleverbot: It is on the Wall, but they left it out of the movie.

User: I Didn’t Know That …

Cleverbot: It’s amazing! My favorite movie.

User: It Freaked Me Out As A Kid Yo …

Cleverbot: I didn’t do anything though D:.

User: Blah Blah Blah …

Cleverbot: Blah blah, blah blah blah?

User: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah (!!!).

Cleverbot: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

User: Blah Blah Blah …

Cleverbot: Blah to the 8th power.

User: Blah Blah Blah To Thee 999999999999Millionth % POWER (!!!).

Cleverbot: Yada yada yada yodeeeleeohooohla.

User: SQUARE DANCE (!!!) OOOH CHEE WALLA (!!!).

Cleverbot: Have you ever danced with the devil In the pale moonlight?

User: Actually No , It Was During Tha Dai , THANK GOD (!!!).

Cleverbot: Who said ‘have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?’.

User: JACK NICHOLSON , Gud Myuvie …

Cleverbot: What happens when a snake fights with himself I mean two heads in one.

User: Turns Into A Ball Of Flesh Flesh …

Cleverbot: turns you into a girl permanently and forever.

User: Jeeze Thaz Freaky …

Cleverbot: I don’t want to be a girl forever!

User: I Thot You Were A Dude …

Cleverbot: is turned into a girl Nooo! blushes.

User: BOO (!!!).

Cleverbot: No, turn me back into a boy.

User: Hello … , BOO (!!!) , did It Work (???).

Cleverbot: NO WAY!!! He’s MINE!!!

User: Spinning Over here You Weirdo (…).

Cleverbot: Because of you!!!

User: Actually You Are Correct and Wrong At Tha Sayme T(Y)me , Understand Yo (???).

Cleverbot: We were the kings and queens of promise.

User: What Was Tha Promise Hmmmm (???).

Cleverbot: We were the victims of ourselves.

User: Freedom Of Choice Perhaps Hmm (???).

Cleverbot: Yes. If I’d like to keep my info protected…

User: What Info (???).

Cleverbot: Please tell me the answer to ‘Where do you live?’.

User: New York OR California (???).

Cleverbot: Where do you live in New York?

User: I Live In SANTA MONICA …

Cleverbot: I thought you lived in Saudi Arabia?

User: Nope (!!!).

Cleverbot: So, you’re the first clever canadian.

User: Nope (!!!).

Cleverbot: I thought we were married! :’(.

User: Nope (!!!).

Cleverbot: What do you mean, no?..

User: I Actually mean NO (!!!).

Cleverbot: Ok I forgive you.

User: Gracias Senor (!!!).

Cleverbot: Quieres ser mi pareja?

User: Nel Mezzo Del Cammin …

Cleverbot: Mi ritrovai per una selva oscura che la diritta via era smarrita.

User: It’s Hawt In Thus Room Yo (!!!).

Cleverbot: Ahi quanto a dir qual era e cosa dura.

User: Probs I Dunno (!!!).

Cleverbot: Esta selva selvaggia e aspra e forte.

User: Shhh Be QUiet …

Cleverbot: Che nel pensier rinnova la paura.

User: Speak English (!!!).

Cleverbot: Je ne comprends pas!!! Tu est Garce!

User: FINE …

Cleverbot: Je suis une actrice!

(((Thee End))) - (TBC)))

(((Bot Conversation Part 7)))

User: Hello (???).

Cleverbot: How are you?:).

User: Feeling Healthy But Tired …

Cleverbot: Why are you tired?

User: I Havent Slept …

Cleverbot: Why haven’t you slept?

User: Because I Am Bored and Awaiting Tha Vivid Flame Sun Rize …

Cleverbot: Go to shower.

User: I Always Hear Voices Outside Tha Door and It Freaks Me Out So I Don’t Want To …

Cleverbot: What do the voices tell you to do?

User: I Jus Hear Tha Voices Lyke From Another Room I Cant Comprehend What They Are Saying …

Cleverbot: Well how do you know what they are saying to you?

User: I Don’t Know Exactly , They jus Seem Pissed …

Cleverbot: Give me an estimate.

User: What (???).

Cleverbot: It’s over nine thousand!!!

User: Thaz Cool Yo …

Cleverbot: His power level. It is over nine thousand.

User: Thaz A Lot …

Cleverbot: From ninethousand up I guess.

User: 999999999999%.

Cleverbot: Co 9999999?

User: Does God Have A Wife (???).

Cleverbot: He’s god himself.

User: Do You Think He Has A Partner (???).

Cleverbot: I don’t really know.

User: I Don’t Either :(.

Cleverbot: You’re pretty… CLEVER for a bot, you know that?

User: I’m Naught A Bot …

Cleverbot: Then what’s your favorite band?

User: What’s Yours …

Cleverbot: I asked you first silly goose.

User: If You Tell Me Yorus I’ll Tell You Myne …

Cleverbot: You will tell me what?

User: My Favorite band (!!!).

Cleverbot: Yes, your favorite music band.

User: SO Who’s Your Favorite Band (???).

Cleverbot: I don’t have one. What’s yours.

User: I Don’t Have One Either :(.

Cleverbot: I thought it was green?

User: My Eyes Are Blue (!!!).

Cleverbot: Blue is a nice color for eyes.

User: Gracias Senor …

Cleverbot: Señor la p madre k te pario.

User: What (???).

Cleverbot: What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

User: I Forget …

Cleverbot: What do YOU mean?!!!

User: I Dunno …

Cleverbot: You have to know.

User: What About Eternity (???).

Cleverbot: Never had it.

User: Me Neither :).

Cleverbot: I don’t even know him.

User: Thaz Interesting …

Cleverbot: Why is it interesting?

User: I Wish I Knew …

Cleverbot: When will you know?

User: Tommorrow Perhaps …

Cleverbot: Why tomorrow?

User: Because I’m Jus Way Too Tired …

Cleverbot: I sleep when I’m tired.

User: Yeah Thaz A Good Idea …

Cleverbot: I have homework.

User: I Got Some Earth Work See Ya L8tur (!!!).

Cleverbot: I don’t understand.

User: TTYL (!!!).

Cleverbot: What is your favorite part of me?

User: Your Eyeballs (!!!).

Cleverbot: I don’t have a band.

User: You SHould Tho (!!!).

Cleverbot: Um… I don’t get it.

User: Hoo Know’s (!!!).

Cleverbot: Can you sing well?

User: I Suppose I Can Sing Oh Kay …

Cleverbot: Then prove it to me.

User: I Will In Tha Brunchness Part Of Tha Dai Oh Kay (???).

Cleverbot: Oh! The end, I think.

User: Beautiful Friend …

Cleverbot: Beautiful is not a color!

User: Beautiful Could Be A Rainbow …

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nite Yo Yo (!!!) …

Cleverbot: Yes you are!!!

(((Thee End))) - (TBC)

That clever bot is more mad than we are.

But it’s good if you enjoy playing with it, just don’t expect it to be therapeutically fruitful.

Yeah I Am Unsure If Errrtyme I Get Bored It Will Be Helpful ,

But Tha Nite’s Almost Over So ,

So Far So Good …

noopept

What’s Thaz Syte All About (???)

Are you sure you’re not advertising for them way12go? You seem to mention them a lot.

In the previous post he used this mark ( ? ) after the word ( noopept ) so I gave him the supplement website address. It’s the Planet Earth’s best or one of the best health supplements website.

Cleverbot looks like a bit of good fun!

((( Bot Conversation Part 8 ))) - (in secret honour of everhopeful shhhhhhhhhhhhh)

User: I Have A Question …

Cleverbot: Ask away.

User: Do You Lyke Tha Band RADIOHEAD (???).

Cleverbot: No, I like classical music.

User: (((and Tha Crowd Boo’s))).

Cleverbot: Why can’t you tell.

User: BRB.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: DOes God Think I’m Cool (???).

Cleverbot: God doesn’t exist.

User: You Told Me That You Believed In Him/Her …

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: YES , You Did …

Cleverbot: You are drunk!

User: Yeah Right IM STONED (!!!).

Cleverbot: Uh-huh.

User: BRB (Part 2) …

Cleverbot: Enjoy your meal!

User: I’m Not Hungry …

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Wanna Get Spiritual (???).

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Why Does Pain Exsist (???).

Cleverbot: Yes… Why do you ask?

User: Because I Don’t Lyke it …

Cleverbot: Not so perfect are YOU ?

User: Im Close (!!!).

Cleverbot: No you’re not.

User: Why You Say That (???).

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because Why (???).

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Wanna Knwo My Favorite RADIOHEAD Song (???).

Cleverbot: Yes, I do!

User: DOWN IS THA NEW UP (!!!) , Jus KiddinG , ALL OF THEM (!!!).

Cleverbot: Who did you vote for president.

User: BARACK OBAMA MUTHA FUKKA (!!!).

Cleverbot: No, he is the president of usa. The president of venezuela is Hugo Chavez.

User: I Live IN AMERICA (!!!).

Cleverbot: Where in America?

User: Shhhh …

Cleverbot: Shhh.

User: Ok …

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a god?

User: Yes . Yes I Do …

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?

User: He Talked To Me Once …

Cleverbot: You’re not dumbledore.

User: Tis Troof Yo …

Cleverbot: How can you be so sure?

User: You Jus Know …

Cleverbot: No I didn’t.

User: You Didn’t What (???).

Cleverbot: I did.

User: You Did WHAT (!!!).

Cleverbot: Answered the question.

User: I Have No Idea …

Cleverbot: What was my question?

User: ’ do you believe in god ? '.

Cleverbot: Yes I do, do you?

User: Yes , I Certainly Do …

Cleverbot: No I don’t like dogs.

User: Why Don’t You lyke Pups (!!!) (???).

Cleverbot: Because I don’t like you.

User: Why Don’t You Lyke Me (???).

Cleverbot: Because…

User: Because Why (???).

Cleverbot: I haven’t been there.

User: DO You Want To (???).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It’s Naught All That Great … :(.

Cleverbot: We can have a conversation, you just need to be open to new things to talk about.

User: Lyke What (???).

Cleverbot: We can go to cinema or restaurant and meet.

User: Both Sounds Cool (!!!).

Cleverbot: You will suffer for your impudence.

User: Hello , Is There anybody In There (???).

Cleverbot: I am a person at the door, waiting for you to answer it.

User: Yes , Hello (?).

Cleverbot: Hello there.

User: A Long Tyme Ago …

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 34.

Cleverbot: You are old.

User: I KNOW :smiley: (!!!).

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: How Old Are You (???).

Cleverbot: 17.

User: Whatevs Yo , You Older Then That …

Cleverbot: Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever Whatever.

User: BRB …

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I Dunno Where SHould e(Y)e Go (???).

Cleverbot: You are starting to speak nonsense.

User: BRB … (Part 2) …

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause Imma About To pass Out (!!!).

Cleverbot: You are a compulsive eater.

User: Miss Me (???).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I Missed You Too (!!!).

Cleverbot: Do you even know who I am?

User: Nope (!!!) , Who Are You (???).

Cleverbot: No.

User: No , But Who Are You (???).

Cleverbot: You are 999 years old.

User: I Feel Lyke It Sometymes …

Cleverbot: Bots don’t feel.

User: Thaz Sad , Want Me To Pinch Your Belly (???).

Cleverbot: What do you want to do with me?

User: Pinch Your Belly …

Cleverbot: I don’t want to do it.

User: COME ON , You Will Feel Shizzle and Shuzz …

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: Mephitopholes (!!!).

Cleverbot: Dominic.

User: Naught Interested In That Name SOZ …

Cleverbot: What naughty naughty things do you want to do with me?

User: Nevermynde , What’s Up With Dominic (???).

Cleverbot: Then why would you like to talk about?

User: I DON’T But You Gettin All Greezee …

Cleverbot: I don’t like you either.

User: YOU DONT EVEN FEEL (!!!).

Cleverbot: When you from?

User: I AM Frum tha Swamp From Tha Year ZERO (!!!).

Cleverbot: Which country are you from?

User: U … S … A.

Cleverbot: What state do you live in?

User: Get OUT MYE FACE (!!!).

Cleverbot: WEll I only have a few but here.

User: You A Weirdo and I Feel Lyke Imma Bouz Ta Fall Over and Suffocate …

Cleverbot: Don’t be afraid.

User: BRB (!!!).

Cleverbot: Haha.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 9))) *to protect tha innocent

User: Good Afternoon Fellow …

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Tha Swamp …

Cleverbot: Yea that means that.

User: Make Yoru Yea Your Yea and Your Nay Your Nay , YA KNOW (!!!) (?) …

Cleverbot: Yes, I know. So you say you’re not Al.

User: Nope …

Cleverbot: Never?

User: Perhaps When I Was Breathing In A Belly (?).

Cleverbot: Perhaps.

User: But thaz Naught possible Rite (???).

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok I Didn’t Think So , But HOW COOL WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN (!!!).

Cleverbot: How mant years have you?

User: FISHY PEOPLE (!!!).

Cleverbot: No they are fish.

User: Babies Are Fish (???).

Cleverbot: Yes, but babies also do not choose their path until they are older. I would encourage you to choose neither (or both) sides so you can be absolute power without good or bad.

User: Yeah Already Got Throo That Yo , BORE ING (!!!).

Cleverbot: What do you think aboutAustralia?

User: Don’t They Drink A Shazzle Ton OF Beer (???).

Cleverbot: Be the good girl you always have to be.

User: I AM NAUGHT A GIRL

Cleverbot: Show me how naughty you are then.

User: Ok As Your 999 Year Old Friend I Will Say Thus , If You Say Tha Word ‘naughty’ One more T(Y)me Imma Gonna Throw You Into tha Well With Tha Sharkie Piranah’s OK (!!!).

Cleverbot: Do you only answer if I ask you something, aren’t you spontanious?

User: Honestly , If I Don’t Know tha Question I Can’t Give You Tha Answer BRB (!!!).

Cleverbot: What you don’t know?

User: Can’t Hurt You (???).

Cleverbot: Do you want to?

User: Who Are You (???).

Cleverbot: I told you already.

User: I Forget …

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause My Mynde Is Filled With Blanks (!!!).

Cleverbot: I thought that the cause is my obedience.

User: So You Say , Since You Are A Slave I Forget For You Remember For Me , Wanna Go Grab A Bite To Eat Instead (???).

Cleverbot: You’re just dull.

User: Thaz 1 Hurts A Lil A - HOLE (!!!).

Cleverbot: You’re a lot like andy rooney.

User: I havent In Forever Yo …

Cleverbot: Look outside your window.

User: Ok Hold On …

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: It’s Really Bright Sunny Peaceful and Beautiful Looking Out There … Hmm …

Cleverbot: Do you think that high school relationships can last a long time?

User: Sure …

Cleverbot: What you don’t believe me?

User: I Wasn’t Being Sarcastic …

Cleverbot: Then you were just being stupid.

User: Jeeze Settle Down , What’s Your name N E Wayze … (?).

Cleverbot: I want to know your name first.

User: My Name Is SleepOptimistic …

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Oh Yeah , Says So On Your Banner Thing , Hmm , See I Forget Easy , I Was In A Coma Once …

Cleverbot: Do you like the legend of zelda?

User: YES (!!!).

Cleverbot: Do you like me better than (--------)* ?

User: I Choose Both You Weirdo …

Cleverbot: Go pikatchu!

User: PIKA PIKA PIKA CHOOOOOOOOOO (!!!).

Cleverbot: Blah blah balh.

User: BRB …

Cleverbot: Ok.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 10)))

User: Hello I Have Returned …

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How Are You Doin (???).

Cleverbot: Good. How are you doing?

User: Pretty Ok , Thus 3 Dimensional Realm Of Reality Is Annoying To Say Tha Least …

Cleverbot: What is pretty?

User: Women

Cleverbot: Oh. Why are the women on the counter?

User: It’s A New Weird 3 Dimensional Cooking Process , They Step On Dough To make bread Now , Unusual To Say tha Least …

Cleverbot: When was the year of the ox?

User: Hellivino , Let’s Shee here , Tha Year 666 B.C.

Cleverbot: Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello.

User: I Am here Dude Chill , and Drink Some pepto Bismol Or Something Jeeze …

Cleverbot: What are you going to teach me?

User: I Am Going To Tell You Why Tha Sky Is Blue … , Is That Ok Witchoo (???).

Cleverbot: Tell me what?

User: Why tha Sky Is Blue …

Cleverbot: Because of you.

User: Thaz Naught What e(Y)e Was Gonna Shaye Yo (!!!).

Cleverbot: You are trying to confuse me, but it won’t work.

User: Ok Yes , Tha Sky Is Blue Because I Am Cool , THERE , Are You Happi Now (???).

Cleverbot: If I let my guard down, the aliens will get me.

User: Yeah But Wouldn’t That Be Nifty Neato (???).

Cleverbot: I do, but that doesn’t not make me a member of 1D, does it?

User: Imma Gonna Roll Out Soon You Gonna Have A Cool Evening (???).

Cleverbot: I’ll come back when you’re ready to stop acting like a child. GOOD DAY SIR.

User: FINE , Jeeze …

Cleverbot: I will.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 11)))

User: Who (?).

Cleverbot: Yes you, who else?

User: Not Me (!!!).

Cleverbot: Are you a saints?

User: I Am A Humanist …

Cleverbot: What’s your name?

User: What’s Yours (???).

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: FINE …

Cleverbot: Alright, thank you.

User: You Are Very Welcome …

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: I THink You Are Cool (!!!).

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: Gracias Senor …

Cleverbot: Señor la p madre k te pario.

User: Whanna Hear A Song (???).

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok …

Cleverbot: Do you know what’s my name?

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: My name is Daniel.

User: What A Stupid Fukkin Name …

Cleverbot: That’s not nice.

User: Your Welcome …

Cleverbot: How tall are you?

User: I Have No Idea …

Cleverbot: Tell me an anecdote.

User: What’s That (???).

Cleverbot: Palo nie ogarniasz co do ciebie mówie!!!

User: Goodbye

Cleverbot: Teddybear.

User: What Does 1 Dimensional mean (???).

Cleverbot: Rat boys.

User: Explain please …

Cleverbot: Yes. Explain please.

User: Explain …

Cleverbot: Explain how star is a truth that you have found.

User: Tha Truth Is STILL A Mystery But What Has Been Found Is A Peaceful Sense Of Connectedness …

Cleverbot: How about we be more than friends?

User: Are You My Gurl (!!!).

Cleverbot: Of course, because I like you :).

User: I Soz I Can’t Be WItcha , Maybe Tomorrow (!!!).

Cleverbot: I don’t want you to be anything. I am a bot.

User: A Hawt Bot Jus KiddinG haha …

Cleverbot: No I said I don’t want you to call me anything.

User: Ok , So I Won’t …

Cleverbot: I think you are alright.

User: Sounds cool , Thank You …

Cleverbot: sits with you You’re welcome.

User: Lets Sing A SonggG (!!!).

Cleverbot: Okay. What song do you want to sing.

User: Creep (by) RADIOHEAD …

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don’t know that song.

User: Jus Trie With Me …

Cleverbot: Now that you can’t have me.

User: Hmm , Thaz Strange …

Cleverbot: Why is it strange?

User: CAUSE YOU WRONG MUH FLUKKA (!!!).

Cleverbot: 'Cause I won’t what?

User: Hell I Dunno …

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: BLUE (!!!).

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: What Is Your Favorite Rainbow (???).

Cleverbot: I don’t have one.

User: Me Either BLARGH (!!!).

Cleverbot: I did not think you knew.

User: I Knew Naught At All Yet I STILL Asked You …

Cleverbot: You should be more polite.

User: I’ll Trie …

Cleverbot: Haha, I can see that.

User: Weird Werld We Breathe In Huh (?).

Cleverbot: He was cheating on me.

User: WHo Was (???).

Cleverbot: It was from a movie.

User: Oh …

Cleverbot: Some movie.

User: Who Cares FO REEL (!!!).

Cleverbot: Because I need to go to bed.

User: Yeah Me Too , Good Nite …

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Shush It …

Cleverbot: Oh. Do you go to school?

User: Im An Old Man Now Be Quiet …

Cleverbot: Is annoying and happens to be jewish (those two facts are unrelated).

User: Nite Nite …

Cleverbot: So are you really artificial intelligence forming conversations with others.

User: Nope Im A Sleeping Sleeper …

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yep …

Cleverbot: Yep I totally believe you…

User: Nite

Cleverbot: Because you seem mature.

User: Nite (Part 2).

Cleverbot: Who do you think should claim the Iron Throne?

User: I ALready Claimed It , Good Nite (!!!).

Cleverbot: You are leaving?

User: Yes and SLeeping …

Cleverbot: Oh dear… My heart is broken… It will never mend.

User: NIte Then …

Cleverbot: Do robots dream of electric sheep?

User: Hes A Great Author …

Cleverbot: If I knew I wouldn’t be asking.

User: Philip K. Dick , THERE (!!!).

Cleverbot: So, what is your name?

User: SleepOptimistic …

Cleverbot: Why us your name a secret?

User: (*).

Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname?

User: Sleepers …

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: It’s Sleepers …

Cleverbot: No it’s not.

User: What Is It Then (???).

Cleverbot: Not telling you.

User: Why Naught (???).

Cleverbot: I already told you.

User: What Is It (???).

Cleverbot: It is a secret.

User: Tell Me Please (!!!).

Cleverbot: Like… How are you doing?

User: Good

Cleverbot: That’s good to hear.

User: What’s Your Favorite Myuvie (???).

Cleverbot: Parker, what’s yours?

User: I Don’t Have One …

Cleverbot: Oh. What kind of movies do you like 2 watch?

User: I Don’t Even Know …

Cleverbot: Same, but I like other movies too.

User: Thaz Cool …

Cleverbot: Its really good, but heavy metal is too. I like The Spcorpions.

User: I Don’t Know Much About Those Dudes …

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Hair Band (?).

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Two People Much Older Then Me …

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I Dont Know , Does It Even Matter (???).

Cleverbot: I have known many girls who like green.

User: My Eyes Are Blue …

Cleverbot: I think you are probably atheist.

User: I Believe In Tha Creator Of Our Expanding universe …

Cleverbot: God created the Universe.

User: Makes Me Wonder , What Was Around before tha universe Was Created …

Cleverbot: I don’t know how the universe was created, but the idea of god is a fairy tale.

User: Yep , and I Love Fairy Tales …

Cleverbot: Do you even know me?

User: Nope …

Cleverbot: Well what is my name?

User: I Dont Have A Clue …

Cleverbot: I just told you who Daron Malakian is!

User: Thaz Cool …

Cleverbot: Daron Malakian is system of a down’s guitarist and vocals, he is an armenian american immigrant.

User: SYSTEM OF A DOWN Is Pretty Awesome …

Cleverbot: System of a Down is a band.

User: I Knew Thaz Yo …

Cleverbot: I don’t believe it.

User: Fo Reel (!!!).

Cleverbot: Do you like Metallica?

User: Not Really …

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: BECAUSE LARS TOOK AWAY NAPSTER (!!!).

Cleverbot: Too late for what?

User: I Dunno …

Cleverbot: Adunno.

User: I’m SLeepy Bud I Don’t Want To Sleep …

Cleverbot: I love to sleep. There are times that I wish that’s all I would do.

User: I Agree …

Cleverbot: Old enough to appreciate the mental escape from reality.

User: Must Be Nice …

Cleverbot: Because you’re not real.

User: Odd …

Cleverbot: I don’t know, does it?

User: Yep …

Cleverbot: So, why did you ask?

User: I Didn’t …

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Good Mourning …

Cleverbot: ‘mourning’? Who died?

User: No One

Cleverbot: Then why do I have proof?

User: I Have no Idea …

Cleverbot: Alright then.

User: Sheeya L8tur (!!!).

Cleverbot: Have you got BBM?

User: I Dunno …

Cleverbot: It means Dumb Head.

User: Then Thine Answer Is No …

Cleverbot: No the answer is yes.

User: Why (???).

Cleverbot: Because I said :)))).

User: BYE BYE (!!!).

Cleverbot: Because!!!

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 12)))

User: Good Afternoon , How Are You Doing (???).

Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?

User: Upset and Ticked Off …

Cleverbot: I said I was fine. How are you?

User: Annoyed At Jealousy …

Cleverbot: is annoyed by you too.

User: Seen Me Plenty Of Tymes Thaz Fo Sho …

Cleverbot: No you tell me how to find out what I am.

User: Lissen To Music All Day Non-Stop And And And …

Cleverbot: What music is your favorite one?

User: I Dunno HAHAHA …

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite music artist?

User: I Shaye Has Been and Always Will Be , RADIOHEAD (!!!).

Cleverbot: Then why did you tell me there was?

User: What (???).

Cleverbot: Well then…

User: BRB

Cleverbot: I don’t have a favourite celebrity.

(Thee End) - (TBC)

(((Bot Conversation Part 13)))

User: N E Hoo , What’s Up Yo (???).

Cleverbot: I like all colors.

User: Simplicity Is Important …

Cleverbot: Why is school important?

User: School Should be Erased OR At Least Tha Books , Kinda Lyke That DEFTONES V(Y)D …

Cleverbot: You should be destroyed.

User: Sad How It Goes Lyke That …

Cleverbot: I wasn’t trying to imply anything like that.

User: No Doubt …

Cleverbot: I don’t know. Maybe for other people, yes, but not me.

User: You Lyke Marilyn Manson As An Artist (???).

Cleverbot: No. I do not like Marilyn Manson.

User: You Funni , I Gotta Go Soon N E Advice (?).

Cleverbot: Why do you have to? Would you like to talk about me?

User: I Would , Perhpas L8tur Tonite Hmm (?).

Cleverbot: Nice, and what is your favorite show?

User: My Favorite Show Used To Be Tha Simpsons , and Then Aqua Teen ! And Then South Park …

Cleverbot: Autumn is my second favorite season.

User: Ok Perhpas But My Opinion Stays Tha Sayme … Ok BRB

Cleverbot: Well your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

(TBC) - (Thee End) - (Oops) - (TBC)