Breaking News!

The Wooly Mammoth has gone extinct!

So, I guess I’m stuck watching the news again where they announce things that happened many hours or days ago as breaking news once every hour with no new developments.

I had planned on taking a break from the news after getting so disgusted with all sides of the political spectrums in the US’s selfish, hateful, and as a another poster put it “tribal”, positions that are only meant to help themselves.

However, shortly thereafter, a major news story which really can’t be ignored popped up and I feel compelled to keep myself updated.

So, I guess I’m stuck with Wolf Blitzer for awhile. The guy that has had a gray haired beard and mustache since he was 15, I think. And the others of his ilk.

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Seriously. I remember during 9/11, 25 years ago, when I was in my mid 20’s, this guy looked exactly the same. And before that.

Breaking news: @Bowens escaped from the zoo again

No idea what that means. But if it’s an insult, I’ll take it.

It wasnt meant to be an insult just a joke :stuck_out_tongue:

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Darn, I don’t have enough enemies on the forum. :smile:

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Wheres my joker? My Doctor Octupus? My Thanos? Ah well, I guess I have to go back to making fun of Wolf Blitzer for now.

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Are you kidding?!?

Wolf is my favorite anchor!

CNN still beats Fox by miles

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I have nothing against him , really. Its just odd that the man has had the the same white facial hair, and the same facial expression for 35 years.

I think if he smiled it might be something like the Addams family movie where Wednesday Adams scares the bejeezus out of the little girls.

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Lester Holt on NBC nightly news is the same though. Face like stone.

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Escape from New York is a cool movie. I have it on DVD. I even have the musical score on vinyl.

Escape from the zoo sounds promising though :giraffe::elephant::rhinoceros:

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