All of My Friends Came in Bottles

My brother was on an amateur songwriting site, and this was the title of a guy’s country song which was posted. He’s singing about drinking Jack Daniels whiskey…Captain Morgan’s rum…etc.

Bro didn’t have the heart to tell the dude, there was an obvious hilarious sexual connotation to the title of his song!


My milk carton has breasts.

The title of this thread sounds kind of sexual if you read it that way, or maybe I just have a dirty mind.