A Poem: Haircut

O haircut I had today,
You could have been better,
You could have been worse,
Just like my luck.


I got a really bad haircut once in my 20’s. When my brother saw me he said…

“Did your Barber have a heart attack half way through cutting your hair?”

I hate anything to do with my hair.

I need to go to the hairdresser.

I hate even washing my hair. It’s so long and there’s so much of it to wash.