I always wanted to attend a costume party and where I come from we don’t celebrate halloween like the north. Now that we own a place and I have enough space, I will throw a huge halloween costume party. I will dress as a zombie bride since i will never get married. Here are some things I will prepare
The last Halloween party I attended was a disaster, I went as a woman with a blue wig and my girlfriend went as…well…a woman with a tiara. The drinking gets going and I get into a heated conversation about steam punk with this film production crew crowd of which I know nothing about. Next thing I know my gf is trying to extract me from the conversation and I throw my blue wig across the room and storm out.
Then we’re on the roof and I’m rolling a joint and my bag blows away in the wind, so I’m in drag crawling delicately across these skylights to reach my bag with my girlfriend screaming out over the entire city “You’re a woman! A woman!”
heh. just ■■■■■■■ shoot me.
