The first time I started noticed my own dick I was quite impressed. I thought, “Man, I’m going to conquer the world.” But by high school all the girls were growing breasts and I thought, “Nope, I was wrong. All these woman are going to conquer the world.”
Ah okay 15151515
I was never going to conquer the world with my boobs as I didn’t have any. Well, not until recent years and antipsychotic meds. Now I am blessed (not) with two lumps of fat and an illness that doesn’t allow one to conquer much in life.
I do live in hope though.