I had a friend in grade school. We were the only skaters in our school. We both had buzzcut hairdos and wore supper baggy pants, and skateboard attire.
He told me a story that one day he was using the restroom and some random dude showed his head in the bottom of his stall and calmly asked:
“Would you like to come over my house?”
It became an inside joke between us of who could say the aforementioned sentence the creepiest way.
I have a weird sense of humor.
