Would you have sex on the moon if you can?

I am trying to find a funny thread lol I think I would if its not expensive to travel there but idk how sex will work without gravity lol Jeff Bezos needs to give me a free ride to the moon.

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I heard bezos might fly to Uranus if you give him enough money. :crazy_face:

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I’d even stream it for all you perverts

:wink: :eggplant: :eyes:

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I knew someone was going to go there!

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Winking and eyeballing eggplants ehhhh

#staringatveggies :heart_eyes:

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Sexon the moon? Well why the hell not. Once in a lifetime opportunity.

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I wonder who will be the first person to moon someone on the moon. Full moon on the moon

:new_moon_with_face:

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Ever seen Revenge of the Nerds…

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The rape scene, you mean?

I never thought of it like that, but I suppose it is, she thought it was her boyfriend.

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I’m sure the ones who went there did it

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They at least did it by themselves.

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Moonturbation :joy::joy:

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Hells no! I don’t want to go to frickin’ space unless I’m abducted then rescued by ultra sexy aliens who want me something fierce and I have some mythical fated mate among said aliens who’s like, a leader or some crud.

Yeah, I’ve been reading a lot of fiction. Too much, perhaps?

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Do boobies jiggle more on the moon? Asking for a friend. :yum::star_struck:

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I also choose a sexy alien mate.

:alien: :raising_hand_woman:

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Hmmm… I think it’d be more in slo-mo than more.

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I imagine they’d look the same as under water.

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What if they were underwater on the moon?

Oh the questions :scream::scream:

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I am so not doing to math on this one.

But, in case you ever need to try it out, a portable box like magician’s use might be ideal for viewing purposes since you’ll have to bring water.

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