That would be the free a month ago. Now I’m really making progress with my anger management and ending the cycle of psychohosebeast
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I think I’m a pretty cool person. But two of the same personality would be a lot to deal with. I get really excited about things and have terrible judgment. I rely on Mr. Star to tell me when I’m being reckless.
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I have no way of knowing how I present for real to the opposite sex. I’ve been told that I’m nice-looking. Do I have “the mind of a scientist and the heart of a poet?” Maybe. I think if I were a woman, I could be a lot worse off than to date me…
Nah I’m straight, bro! 
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I’m already my own friend with benefits. I might as well buy myself dinner once in a while.
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It’s not gay if it’s yourself. It’s just masturbation.
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Well @Coldcomfort stole my second joke “friends with benefits” and now you discredited my first joke. I guess no one dies a virgin, life screws everybody
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Hahahaha I’m such a joke-killer!
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I wouldn’t even date the perfect woman…
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I’m out of my league.
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Only if I had a chaperone.
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Yeah, until I looked into a mirror.
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It depends; who’s paying?
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I don’t know; am I easy?
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You got many jokes on this, I see
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You speaketh the truth.
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Interesting question… No is the answer. I am weird.
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If I lost weight, got a job, and became more of an adult I might be dateable. Just trying to get through the day now.
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I went on a date yesterday… It was cool.
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If that me were a woman I think I would. I can’t imagine if I were neurotypical to address that part. I’ve been ill since I was 14 so I have no basis to be able to understand how I would think and feel.