That would be the free a month ago. Now I’m really making progress with my anger management and ending the cycle of psychohosebeast
I think I’m a pretty cool person. But two of the same personality would be a lot to deal with. I get really excited about things and have terrible judgment. I rely on Mr. Star to tell me when I’m being reckless.
I have no way of knowing how I present for real to the opposite sex. I’ve been told that I’m nice-looking. Do I have “the mind of a scientist and the heart of a poet?” Maybe. I think if I were a woman, I could be a lot worse off than to date me…
Nah I’m straight, bro!
I’m already my own friend with benefits. I might as well buy myself dinner once in a while.
It’s not gay if it’s yourself. It’s just masturbation.
Well @GhostChimp stole my second joke “friends with benefits” and now you discredited my first joke. I guess no one dies a virgin, life screws everybody
Hahahaha I’m such a joke-killer!
I wouldn’t even date the perfect woman…
I’m out of my league.
Only if I had a chaperone.
Yeah, until I looked into a mirror.
It depends; who’s paying?
I don’t know; am I easy?
You got many jokes on this, I see
You speaketh the truth.
Interesting question… No is the answer. I am weird.
If I lost weight, got a job, and became more of an adult I might be dateable. Just trying to get through the day now.
I went on a date yesterday… It was cool.
If that me were a woman I think I would. I can’t imagine if I were neurotypical to address that part. I’ve been ill since I was 14 so I have no basis to be able to understand how I would think and feel.