I’m sorry to hear that man. I’m sure you’d have made a great chef. What wonders would we have seen the delicious cheesiness melting over everything
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Hit 5 deer in my life. Once it was dark and rainy and I hit one. Airbags went off and I ended up in a deep ditch. Escaped with a few scuffs on my face.
Deer beware the Skunky.
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Nice.
The Deer Hunter.
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Numerous but the funniest one was when i was drunk at a friends party.
A friend had passed out in his car. (he bought the car for like 200 bucks).
We decided to duct tape his car shut so he couldnt get out. Later he woke up to a crowd of us around his car. He flipped out trying to get out then was yelling “You think this is funny!!!” And then he jumped on top of the hood and stomped the windshield out LOL.
So some people kicked out his tail lights and head lights. And the mirrors 
I decided i would do a double foot flying ninja kick into the side window. I didnt think it was gonna break but i went right through it. Then fell back onto my head and got knocked out.
Woke up all bloody from my head and arms lol.
The next day he drove his car to the gravel fields and lit the gas tank on fire and blew the car up.
Sincerely Sir Level,
Former Drunken Ninja.
Its a wonder i survived my teen years 
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Le critique apprécie mon travail
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This one is easy! I was in a motorcycle accident when I was 7 I was on the back with my biological father driving
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Good story, you’re insane
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Hardcore @Twialine
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@FreeLunch only thing that saved me was I was wearing a helmet… I even had cotton shorts and short sleeves on
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Watching all my friends lose jobs/restaurants during the pandemic cured most of the regret.
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Haha!
I do like The Deer Hunter.
It’s a classic.
Do you speak French?
French was my kid’s first language so I learned a little.
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One other lucky but funny one in thailand.
I was riding my scooter about 70kmh through some town in phuket.
This old lady starts backing out on her bike into the lane i was riding in.
I had to make a fast decision. Either hit this lady or go into oncoming traffic and get hit by a big semi truck.
So i drove into her front wheel to try and miss her which i did.
I went flying down the road on my side until i came to a stop.
I had just bought really thick jean shorts that day and my sandal slid up to my knee so i got so lucky skidding across the road like that.
My buddy comes up to me and is wondering why im covered in juice and my sandal is on my knee lol. (The ladys bike basket had a bunch of glass juice bottles)
This other thai guy comes up to me and asks if im ok with the thumbs up. I gave him the thumbs up and said “ok”.
Then we zipped off before i could get blamed for anything lol. Had some good road rash from that one!!
Sir Level
3/9 cat lives left
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i would like to learn it. i speak a bit of spanish so theres some cross over. i struggle with some of the pronunciation.
i may watch the deer hunter tonight because of this thread lol
those kids are from PA!
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this makes me think of the time i was in kolkata india
i had a terrible lump on my head from what was seemingly a spider bite.
i was really paranoid about it and wanted to see a doctor,
my gf at the time thought i was being a super pussy but she and i went to the doctor by taxi.
anyway, on the way there we stopped short suddenly. like a ridiculous screeching halt on a side street in kolkata.
turns out a toddler was walking across the street. we actually stopped so short that the vehicle “kissed” him. I don’t think we actually hit his head or knocked him over but it was a shock.
his family came out and started blessing us…which really freaked me out because in the US they’d be calling the cops and building a case to sue us. but yeah. they were only thankful that their child was safe and secure.
gotta watch those toddlers no idea where they’ll toddle to.
(my point being that people can be super chill about collisions outside north america)
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I’ve always wondered what the story was with your back, thanks for sharing even though it was a horrible experience. Did the other cook get fired and have to pay your hospital bills?
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When we were 15 me and my friend took his sisters car out driving while she was away eloping with her boyfriend. We drove around all over all day narrowly missing getting in several accidents and then my friend was driving and he was turning onto our own street too fast and lost control and we slammed head on into a light pole going more than 35 mph.
The car had no seatbelts or headrests and a hard plastic steering wheel and people came pouring out of houses and we just got out and ran to his house and when we got there we discovered he had knocked out his two front teeth and I had whiplash. Whiplash is painful! The car was totaled and his dad took him to the hospital and I went home and soon a cop came to my door. He said he could have got us both for hit and run but instead they never filed any charges.
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those were the days.
my father recently told me a story about how he would steal a friend’s parent’s motorcycle (sneaking it out of the garage and striking it to start it going downhill so nobody would hear. they also didn’t have the key)
then he would go 100 mph on backroads. without a helmet.
anyway the law and what you could get away with was different back in the day.
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I got jumping really high on our trampoline and decided to jump off onto the ground to land like Superman.
Well…
A cracked ankle made me think differently of comic books.
Was off my feet for a week.
Silly little wabbit!
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