They are just like “So yeah, there are good places out there you know.”
“Yeah, these places operate an entirely different way and everyone is just fine there.”
I was like “Wow, thats great to know man, thanks for telling me that. You really have knack for making me feel like ■■■■. But thanks for the tip though, it’s so great to know there are actual heavenly places out there where stupid horrible ■■■■ doesn’t happen.”
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