I still have a chipped tooth from trying to chew on a cd when i was in the ward. Got someone to bring a plant into the ward, fed the plant orange juice then wondered why it died.
created a large tent and toga in hospital whilst other watched confusingly then soon participated after wards…
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I shouted at the police “You are not real police” “You ■■■■■■■pricks”
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I had a fought with a random person on the road because his vehicles headlight was falling on my face… then fought with his dad.
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I phoned a politician and started abusing him saying that god will punish you and the next day he rang me up abusing me … I abused back.
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I went to a police station and shouted at the police for allowing the sale of alcohol on the road… they locked me in the jail for a moment and then let me out because they knew I was crazy.
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I went to my apartment watchman and shouted at him and abused him and took his shirt… threw mine away and wore it and went home.
… that was when I was admitted into the hospital for the first time.
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Creative! Sort of a fort out of bedsheets and furniture?
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Yup I had 4 sheets tied together ruffly attached to ceiling light frame edge… They still dont know how i got it up there 
I thought I was being chased so I rode trains for a whole day and ended up going from London to Paris suburbs.
I had 2% battery left on my phone and was able to call someone in the end
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This thread will be very interesting. Thanks @jojolikescake bhai!!
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My funniest story was probably the time I thought I was in India, and I thought I could speak Gaelic, and for some reason I thought that would help me get by in India, so I was walking around a strange state, speaking absolute nonsense to total strangers, until my friend found me and put me on a bus to go home.
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One time I was jamming out to music and I danced in the rain with my shirt off. It was fun but so embarassing
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I thought some wood screws were attracting fbi helicopters so I absconded from hospital and rode trains across the country to hide them in a field. Lost my break privileges because of this bs.
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during a big rainstorm I collected a handful of huge nightcrawlers, which I thought were baby snakes, from a puddle, which I thought was a river, and was brought to my home by a stranger from the parking lot, which I thought was the forest, to the worried and open arms of my teenage daughter who promptly put me in a warm bath and threw my “snakes” outside where they belonged.
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This is more of an embarrassing one, but I urinated on my bedroom floor because I thought there were demons in the mirror in the bathroom. 
I went catatonic a few times. It would look weird to others, with the positions I put my body in without realizing.
Had a dance off with other psych patients. I don’t normally dance.
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Threw my phone into the river because I thought the government was listening to my phone calls.
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I thought Jesus was telling me to go in the front yard in my boxers and pick flowers…I came inside afterwards and begged Him not to make me go nude…he didn’t thankfully…I did everything He told me to do…haha
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Carried a dead and very smelly rat in my pocket because I thought “Clyde” could tell me when Watchers were nearby. I still have another rat in the freezer that “talks” to me sometimes but I leave him there so he won’t smell nasty…I did NOT and will not tell my shrink about “Clyde Version 2.0”!
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Do you still have them with you??
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They never gave me Clyde back after they took him at the hospital in December, I think they incinerated him, but I do have Clyde 2 in my freezer at home. He’s vacuum-packed to reduce any decomposition that might occur even in there.
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I had sex with a older woman when I was 14, thought they knew about it and were out to get me for it, I was babbling about at the emergency room, like a confession LOL
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