Why Wal-greens? Why not Walpurple or Walblue?

It’s called scraping the bottom of the barrel for jokes folks.

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wal pills…or… ?

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Wal-lin.
like “bro, you wallin’! chill out!”

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I’m not sure what that means but it sounds pretty cool, lol.

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It’s at the corner of happy and healthy.

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I can’t find it on googol.

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Or walberg :sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:

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Marks Wal :scream:

Or marks walberg :scream::scream:

Or walberg of marks :scream::scream::scream:

:upside_down_face::upside_down_face::upside_down_face:

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@77nick77 strikes again for the title of this topic!

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You are right nick, good point.

And what about airline peanuts am i right? What’s the deal?

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Why didn’t they call it floor greens?

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Before he got famous the guy almost went to prison for a hate crime in Boston when he was young.

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Good ol’ Azley, lol.

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Or Florence Nightingale?

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Think it has something to do with how expensive the prescriptions are there.

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And what’s the deal on skydivers wearing helmets? Do they wear it to protect their head when they land if they’re parachute doesn’t open?

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If you care to know, and i’m completely about to ruin this with facts so you know, it’s just in case their craniums make contact on the way down with birds and ■■■■.

Because let’s face it at terminal ■■■■■■■ velocity a goddamn seagulls bone density could do you some damage am i right?

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Of course, a collision with a bird can bring down a plane. It probably hurts the bird a little too.

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Actually no, which is suprising, it’s most commonly instantly obliterated and feels nothing.

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Walmart
…no…