Mostly because of women who makes them wanna drink
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Or the lack of them 
Can’t live with ‘em, can’t live without ‘em.
Or so I have been told 
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I’m a women and I love to drink…but i’m Also gay and women do sometimes drive me to drink! 
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Women can’t make anyone want to drink. Men’s reactions to how women treat them might cause then to want to drink because it’s an easy coping mechanism.
But blaming the women isn’t fair.
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Are you a woman? Because this topic is making me want a drink.
…
Just more year. 
Dont drink.
Dont smoke.
You wanna be cool?
Read a book and bring up good conversation.
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I never blamed any woman for chucking the beer down my throat.
I drank simply because im a raving alcoholic.
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Trouble with stereotypes is you always find someone who doesn’t fit in. Reason why even humor should be handled with a grain of salt…these things can be offensive to some and we should acknowledge that!
I know it’s what you call funny but it also can offend some people who use this site. Important to realize that when your having some fun!
I drank because I liked being reckless
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Me and my friends used to drink to get drunk. We also used to smoke pot to get high.
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It seemed to me that the more I drank the farther women wanted to stay from me. It was a kind of self reinforcing feedback loop, because the farther away the women stayed the more I wanted to drink. It’s been two and a half years since I last drank, but I still haven’t gotten any women. I’m not too worried about it, though.
Once a man has seen the seasons go by often enough and seen the same things happen over and over again, noticed the same things repeating themselves in the news, watched his lovers, or potential lovers get old and he can’t find younger ones, noticed his kids didn’t turn out better than he did, and had the same old sports teams win again, and can’t find a new adventure then it’s time to drown your sorrows in alcohol and shorten your lifespan so you don’t see any more of the crap called life than you have too.
Why do men drink??
Cuz they’re all a buncha alcoholics!!! Every single one of em!! And f em!!!
@Moonbeam please close down the thread
It was mostly a joke