Man you cant come into the temple of potatoes and talk religion this is sacred ground. Thats blastatomy you should ask the great potato for potatoness and hope in his infinite wisdom he offers you tater tots. In the name of the potato his half breed spawn and the potato ghost. For only through him will you find the great potatodom in the sky. He begat his only spud and had him mashed and buttered only to be reheated 3 days later still delicious so that we might enjoy french fries in the sky for all of eternatater. In our delicious lords name we pray can i get a little salt?