Your wife or your dog?
I mean, if you put them both in the trunk of your car for an hour, who will be happier to see you when you open it up?
Eh? Huh??
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I doubt either would be very pleased to see you afterwards, unless someone else locked them in the trunk.
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…it’s an old joke.
Q: What do you get when you play a Country Song backwards?
A: You get your wife back…your dog back…your house back…your boat back… etc. 
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My dog…I might put him in the trunk if I have too much stuff in the truck…if the wife goes in the trunk, it’s cuz she’s dead.
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Funny! 1515151515
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I don’t have a dog or a wife so, I don’t know. No one loves me as my parents are both dead and my son is dead too. I sent my ex husband packing. I don’t know what he’s doing. I suppose he’s in retirement. My ex girlfriend is in her house, hiding out. I only have a brother several states away, and a sister who lives in the same city as me. I have a niece with her two kids several states away too. I’m really all alone. But, I’m never lonely. I keep myself good company.
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