- Five guys at a party and one beer left
- Five guys at a party and one piece of pizza left
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Either way you just know there’s going to be a brawl.
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I can live without beer. I love pizza though 
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Pizza Pizza here in Canada has a really good special on these days.
I get a large 3 topping pizza…3 cans of iced tea…a dipping sauce…all for just under $17.00.
Needless to say I’ve been a regular lately.
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There’s better pizza in town, but I ain’t dropping $25.00 on a pizza…no way.
When I buy pizza for us three I usually spend $42(with a $5 off reusable coupon) on two large pizzas from a local pizza parlor called “Uncle Bills”.
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That’s pretty steep!
I guess Uncle Bills makes a good pizza though if you keep going back.
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The problem is that there is 5 guys at the party. Sausage fest!
It’s good but it’s also like a 3 min drive away. So that’s a factor.
With this info you can now triangulate my position 
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There’s also a place called Thai Express nearby.
I get a big box of chicken or beef Thai noodles for around 12 bucks. I buy that every now and then. Yummy shtuff!
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It depends. Is this at the beginning or the end of the night?
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I think whether or not it is the beginning of the party or the end, there’s gonna be a scrap.
My buds and I used to wrestle outside the car to see who gets the front passenger seat when we went cruising around town…sometimes it got pretty serious! lol!
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We use to call that position “shotgun”
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Is the party an over eaters anonymous party or an alcoholic anonymous party?
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These questions are getting too sophisticated for a hypothetical 
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That’s right! We used to call it Shotgun as well! I forgot about that expression.
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I call my porch visit with my parents “Porchies”.
Is this a thing, or did I just make up a cool word to describe the event because of this pandemic.
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I think you came up with a new one Patrick. Never heard of it.
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Hmmm…
Or how about 5 women at a Wedding Reception trying to catch the flowers! Now that could make for a full-contact sporting event!
Man! What a catch!!!
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The real tragedy is when said five guys decide to start lighting their farts on fire.
Darwin awards in the waiting!
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Let four of them fight over the beer, while I eat the pizza 
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