Where's fire monkey with the news?

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#1

Ay yo fire monkey? What’s going on in the news?
Anything on iti min 101 or NaBen ?
Enquiring minds would like to know

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#2

It seems to have been a slow news week.

#3

Even firemonkeys have their off weeks. I haven’t yet perfected the technique of turning myself into a perpetual news machine.

Also as @twinklestars suggested some weeks are slower than others on the news front.

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#4

Here’s a tidbit though.

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#5

I’m gonna say that we’re ten years away from anything worth while

#6

Here’s another one in which they think they’ve determined a physical feature of the brain related to the perception of hallucinations.

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#7

We fired the monkey.

(See what I did there?)

:grin:

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#8

Firemonkey.

#9

Could be worse – I’ve been called an ass monkey!

#10

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#11

^^^ I’ve got a co-worker who prints out all of the files he works on. He doesn’t understand our policy about our specialized CRM software that lets our office run paperlessly.