When it rains. . it pours ☔

I don’t know . Moments like this . ___ make a_____ happy. Thanks in advance

coffee makes a schizophrenic happy.

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It’s snowing here right now.

You know its funny when it rains it pours, we got money for war, but cant feed the poor.

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Because they take our money to use for war.

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I mean would I rather pay the person who’s guarding my house and children, or the person who’s illegally camping outside my house…? :confused:

and no, I don’t have a house or children. problem avoided! :smile:

Before we find world peace
We gotta find peace in that war on the streets
My ghetto gospel.

How many tupac lyrics do you want me to post in this thread???

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I mean the war on terror is like we can all get nuked to non-existence by terrorists. I don’t know, man…

I think I’m going to give my money to the guard. I might give some to the homeless guy if he does something productive like mows my lawn or open my door automatically whenever I step near it. I prefer the latter because I wouldn’t have to trust him with my mower.

https://www.google.com/search?q=homeless+guy+with+mower&safe=active&client=opera&hs=e7C&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjG2bnphObQAhXpr1QKHZ6JBnEQ_AUICCgB&biw=1536&bih=766#imgrc=J4Zi7wkTLrZjzM%3A

believe it or not, I googled “homeless guy with mower” and this is one of the first few images I found. :confused:

is google reliable anymore?

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Homeless people look like everyone else, usually. Only the very chronically homeless can’t even find a place to shower.

He’s hot :heart_eyes:

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according to google, this is a homeless girl with a mower:

https://www.google.com/search?q=homeless+girl+with+mower&safe=active&client=opera&hs=0ys&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwir0oSxjObQAhUJWxoKHYB6DNUQ_AUICSgC&biw=1536&bih=766&dpr=1.25#imgrc=n3lQc76UEbhhJM%3A

clearly she is struggling.

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Being frugal is one thing, but using a lawnmower from 1923 is a bit too much. Also, someone please call the fashion police.

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all you have to do is google “homeless guy with mower” for more naughty pictures, dude :wink:

also tell @Sooner88 about this. he might be interested too.

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“homeless guy with mower”

Sounds like the title of a horror movie or gay porn (not that I’d know about gay porn…hmmm).

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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :wink:

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in a way, porn is literally a horror movie for some actors. but that’s a story for another thread.

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