I once saw one very large man on a moped towing another very large man on a moped by having a long rope tied around their waists.
If you heard me tell that one,
I’ve also seen a grown woman fall on the floor and flail around because her father set the wedding dress budget at 10k and she wanted one that was 12k.
Someone at a party pretending to inhale helium from a balloon and talking in an obviously fake squeeky voice so they could fit in with the others who were actually doing it.
Customer had a screaming fit on the phone today. She asked us to remarket her to other companies because she felt her premium was too high. We approached other markets and they came back with all kinds of questions so they could better understand the nature of the risk. She lost it over having to answer questions.
I was once in a McDonalds and saw a man bring in his kid, on a leash… yes, the kid was treated exactly like a dog… dont get me wrong, i usually dislike little kids… but to see one of them have a leash around their neck was pretty fuc*ed up to see.
I don’t think this counts but it was pretty neat. A grown man trying to cut in the front of the line at a ball game. Another guy just stuck his arm straight out against the wall so the guy couldn’t get by. Then the guy cutting in turned into a bigger weasel and tried to get the other guy to cut in with him. The other guy made the guy go to the back of the line.
Me and my brother were picking blueberries for money in a field when we were like 13-14 and we heard this water sound. We look up and this east indian lady had lifted up her dress and was peeing into the ground beside the berries.
We were yelling wtfffff lol! She ignored us then back to picking berries.
Like @shutterbug I worked on the phones with people screaming and swearing and name calling. People usually calmed down after I placed their mean asses on hold for a half hour while I talked to my cubicle mates.
But people watching I would say the time was when I worked at a liquor store and this doper came in and he asked where to find something, I said turn around bc it was behind him. But the idiot turned a full 360°. JC!