What's a good way to trim nose hair?

Go nuts man, a torch!

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yeah who needs a noseā€¦ one Voldemort coming right up

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Thatā€™s it. Blonde nose :smile:

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hmmm surprisingly Iā€™m considering the lighter ideaā€¦ it would be quick and comprehensiveā€¦

it might stinkā€¦ but I certainly inhale enough lighter fluid throughout my day any way

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Youā€™ll be smelling burnt nose hair all day man

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You want everything handed to you today :smile_cat:

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hmmmmā€¦ alright so whatā€¦ should I spray some lysol in there?

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I guess one could snort NAIR? (Ouch ouch ouch OUCHIE.)

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Some days I commit to being lazyā€¦

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hmmm no smellā€¦

the lighter it is hah!

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We creater a monster.

A lighter was a joke, the small scissors was the best answer

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man ā– ā– ā– ā–  thatā€¦ i said.

I donā€™t want blades near any orifices of my body

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He doesnā€™t smell burnt hair, heā€™s used to thinking so much

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Try styling it. Braids and bows would be fetching :heart_eyes_cat:

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Let it grow and make a second mustacheā€¦

if you donā€™t want to smell itā€¦ donā€™t think about smelling itā€¦ that might work

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really though? I donā€™t know what to make of that.

was that a low blow?

youā€™re breaking my balls here minniā€¦ youā€™re breaking my balls

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You canā€™t just use a lighter. First you need to sniff gasoline and gunpowder.

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