I think I related this funny story before, but it’s worth a repeat.
When my kids were toddlers and couldn’t read, one day I left a note on the kitchen table for my wife which read…
“Catch you later for a Boff!”
My elderly Mother came over for a surprise visit…I forgot the note was there, and Mom read it and said…
"Patrick, what’s a Boff’??
My face turned purple…I gasped for air…stuttered…and finally, miraculously blurted out…
“Oh. That’s just a new Starbucks coffee I want to try with Hon!”
Mom bought it hook, line and sinker! Phew! That was a real close one! 