The lady at the bakery asked me what I wanted the birthday cake to say that my mom was buying for me to celebrate my birthday (last week).
She suggested a few things, so did my mom, but when they finished, I said I wanted it to say,
“Eat Me”
The lady laughed, my mom did not.
But I got my Fresh raspberry filling white cake with with chocolate writing to say what I wanted,
and it was delicious!
Mine would read something like “Sorry, here is some cake.”
“■■■■ happens”
15 char
I would want it to say…54…give up !! haha
‘‘Here’s to the next one’’
Lol “eat me” thats a good one in the right context depending on how you look at it.
This is what i want on my next bday cake…
Happy birthday!
happy belated birthday 
i have learnt alot from your kindness…and insight. 
i bow before you Csummers. 
take care 
I had to explain to my red faced mother that it wasn’t meant to be that vulgar as it was the cake that was saying “Eat Me”
(NOT me.)
Thank you @darksith,
I must bow in return…
You are the true maestro of kindness,
and proof that adults can’t take away the spirit and value of a child despite their attempts.
It is truly an honor to have you on this forum,
so in your honor I present fresh white/chocolate/mint cupcakes, ,croissants filled with chocolate and almonds(?), chocolate and peanut butter brownies, and mini cakes (for those trying to watch their weight) and loads of hot coffee/tea!
“f**k…Again? …”
i don’t know what to say to that… i bow again 
…i am feeling hungry now !?! 
thanks @Csummers 
take care
“Rock the Dragon”
