What... Would you wear bacon

Wright n 100 just came on the news for bacon scented perfume, would you wear it ?

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No i smell greasy enough as it is

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Nope. Even if I like my bacon breakfast it’s not enough for me to go full baconized.

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Definitely not.

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Nope, I think it would make the neighborhood dogs like me a little too much.

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Noooooo. No, no, no…

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I’m sure I do every second burger I have.

Shrapnel, baby. That’s a good burger.

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My beard has an automatic food saving feauture. Little pieces of food get stuck in there for later…i guess itd work for bacon :bacon: :yum:

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Yo ladies like food, right?

:joy:

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I love bacon so much I sweat bacon grease. Maybe I should collect my sweat and turn it into a perfume? Sent de la Later_Gator.

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I would not wear it but the Kardashians would.

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Women don’t eat cause that would mean they poop

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Love me some bacon

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Animals will see me as bacon/food. Not a good idea.

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I can see ppl wearing this running down the street getting away from animals :joy::joy:

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My son and bacon man

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Bacon Spray 9000 for Men

“This bacon spray is guaranteed to attract and entice all the hongry gurls” :grin:

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It might clash with my cheeseburger and fries scented perfume.

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