What the actual fu ck

Why would you stand 2 feet from a person and fart and then step outside instead of waiting 2 seconds and farting outside. What kind of person does this? I am so tired of smelling farts. I need my own place. That was totally unnecessary.


Patient: “Doctor, I’m exhausted!”

Doctor: “Perhaps a side effect to your medication?”

Patient: “No! I am so tired of smelling farts.”

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Some old fella whom i wont name - used to rip some right dirty ones in the bar in my boozing days. He could literally clear a pub in seconds. He got threatened of being barred if he did it again lol. It was probably all the real ale he was supping.


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