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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?


#1

One has claws at the end of its paws, while the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

My girlfriend told me that one today. :smile:


#2

News update:

Fist bump is now recommended over the standard handshake, since the handshake can easily spread germs.

Also, it is therefore not recommended to slap someone in the face during an argument, since this may spread germs directly to the other persons mouth. Thus, simply use fist instead.


#3

Where do polar bears vote?
The North-poll.


#4

Very clever! I liked it :smiley: