What is the best lie you ever told? šŸ¤­

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Iā€™ve told some. I am not a good liar.
Some people believe their own lies.

Once when my boyfriend tried to kiss me (I was sixteen) I said I donā€™t want to kiss because I remember my old boyfriend LOL I really did not want to kiss him. :joy:

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Trust me :stuck_out_tongue:

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The best lie I ever told? ā€œI forgive you.ā€

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I am sorry @Ninjastar I have not forgiven a big bunch of people in my life too which is one of my biggest issues.

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I think @anon80629714 wrote a nice post once.

She said ā€˜you expect the other personā€™s sorrow to reflect your level of hurtā€™ but it never does.

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ā€œThe best lie ever told was that the devil didnā€™t existā€

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ā€œNo, Iā€™m not in love with youā€

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My lifelong lie of pretending that I donā€™t have a stutter - Iā€™m so good at it that most people I meet believe me to be a totally fluent speaker

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Iā€™m doing fine.

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I say that to myself every day

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Well. I try not to lie and itā€™s especially hard when you think people can read your mind. But I go through the motion sometimes. Actually this is a very good way to prove to yourself that people canā€™t read your mind, though the guilt can be difficult. Before my diagnosis I was a crazy kid and in high school I pulled the fire alarm 3 times in a row. I bragged about it and somebody reported me. I told the principal I was ā€œjust trying to look coolā€. He bought it.

Recently before I quit my pizza delivery job they would try to get me to cover other peopleā€™s shifts. I told them I had a second job. They asked what it was. I said ā€œsoftware programmerā€. :rofl: they bought it! Or just thought I was crazy.

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Once when I was 15 or so, I was taking a make up math test in the math resource room. Then I went to the bathroom before going back to class. I had the math test on top of my books and it flew off into the toilet (ouch!) as I went to pick them up. I rinsed it in the sink and told my teacher that it fell into the sink in the bathroom :smiley: (No mention of the toilet)

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Iā€™ve never told a good lie. Either someone else or my conscious always got me in the end.

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I sold the car of an acquaintance to a drug dealer without telling him. I told the drug dealer it was my car and he gave me about $75.00 worth of crack for it. I had no permission to sell it. I donā€™t even really know how that turned out.

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I used to fake panic attAcks all the time to get out of a ticket, to not hang out with friends, for class and exam excuses, list goes on. Most people donā€™t even know what they look like so Iā€™ve gotten creative

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Every April fools day I used to tell people that the woman who owned our assisted living center had sold our abode to a retired colonel in the Marine Corps.

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Iā€™m a liar.
No really I am.
If fact, Iā€™m lying right now, really.:nerd_face:

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I find it incredibly difficult to lie. :flushed:

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That I didnā€™t block all of the toilets at school with bars of soap and whole toilet rolls. :sunglasses:

Luckily, some awesome girl in a lower year started doing it too and she took full blame for all of the occasions because she loved being in trouble.

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ā€œYeah, Iā€™m okayā€¦ I promiseā€

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