Welcome Today's 12 Step Meeting .... I am Mr. Coffee, I'll be your leader

Miss Rita Lean is over there performing rhinoplasti, fully engaged with her sell phone. She’s our treasurer…

Mrs. Klonnopin is currently taking a dirt nap. She’s the secretary of today’s meeting.

Well, lets get to business, Shall We?

“Our leaders are but trusted servants, they do not govern.”


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I never said I was governable material. It’s typically me that fills the basket that goes around.

7th Tradition is important.

We are self supporting, Ilean and Matt will attest to that fact.

“Keep coming back-it works!”
Or do we only say this in California?


We say it in Canada and I heard it in a meeting I attended virtually in Ireland last month.


I haven’t heard those words in ages. No cravings though.

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I haven’t craved booze for a long time. Still wanting cigs and weed every so often. Annoying.

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My names Ooorgle, and I’m an alcoholic.

I’ve got almost 4 years since my last drink.

Holding strong.


Good for you, @Ooorgle! I’m very proud of you!


Thank you.

Going on antipsychotics at 32 really changed the game for me. I was able to learn not to drink out of symptoms.

I was bad. Would wake up shaking in the middle of the night, just to take a few shots to go back to bed. I was self medicating.

Learned a lot through AA, they’ll always have my respect even though I’m not active in the program currently.


My fragile stomach is all the AA I need. I get sick almost instantly.

Tried NA for weed once but felt out of place among recovering heroin users.

I looked for MA meetings but they are so rare in my area :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Another good thing to try online meetings for?

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They have online meetings? I should look into that. The meetings I attended were usually in church basements.

They usually offer dirt cheap rent and they have good insurance for meetings. We’re very lucky to have their support.

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Yeah I wasn’t complaining, I liked the meetings. Except this one woman whose shares were always thirty minutes minimum.

MUTE + go upstairs and get coffee.

Have I mentioned how much I love virtual meetings?


LoL that made me laugh :stuck_out_tongue:

“if you work it!”

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